So if there really is a Gay Agenda

[MichaelHarris]

to Homify America wouldn't we still have disco? I mean my little brother was gay, I have gay friends and I'm still not gay. The closest thing that homified me was disco. Unbuttoned shirts, tight pants, glitter, man it was touch and go for a while.

[ThomCat]

1. Obviously there wasn't quite enough touch and go.

:P

There's still time. It's never too late to join us. We're always recruiting, you know. :7

[Warpy]

2. I sincerely hope the gay agenda takes hold

My new neighbors are a gay couple and just in two months their yard is beautiful.

This 'hood could use a little class.

[terrya]

6. Of course, that does involve liking our divas

Either you love Barbra/Bette/Cher/Judy...or you're not initiated in the club. Rules are rules, after all.

[MichaelHarris]

7. OK

see I dig Bette. What's that creeping up my spine? I think it's a Bee Gees tune.

[ThomCat]

9. We have to allow some flexibility though.

I never follow rule #6 about proper appreciation of our drag queens. My knees just can't take it anymore. :P

[terrya]

12. True that.

:-)

[MichaelHarris]

13. LOL

an image of a recruiting poster just popped into my head.

[ThomCat]

34. If you have the artistic skills

I hope we get to see it. :7

[EFerrari]

29. Can you ,like, email the handbook?

:rofl:

[Kurovski]

33. And for the ladies, don't forget our offer of a beautiful new toaster.

So many benefits if you join now. No having to show each other where everything is and how to operate it. Save time and money, and double your wardrobe overnight.

So don't delay, go gay today!

[William769]

3. The "Gay Agenda"

Would benefit all! I mean how can anyone be against equal rights? Except those of course who feel the need to have to feel Superior over someone else.

[gorbal]

4. They sell them at book stores

They are the ones with the little pink triangles on them.

[11 Bravo]

5. There always has been.

It's pretty simple: If you're single, try to get laid. If you've found a mate with whom you're happy, enjoy life with them. The whole problem is that if you're gay there are literally millions of bigots in this country who wish to codify into law a denial of any possibility for you to pursue either option.

[Horse with no Name]

11. I don't know

I know lots of heterosexual folks that follow the same agenda...

[11 Bravo]

20. Agreed, that was my point.

(I need to figure out the judicious use of smilies.)

[The Straight Story]

8. It will happen when the gay aliens land and shoot their gay-gun/gay-ray at people

They are racing here to beat out L Ron Hubbard and his crew of aliens.

Legend has it that they fly in a rainbow colored disco ball and lure people into their ships with antiques and Barbra Streisand music.

The armada will be here soon, until then the agenda has to make due with a few ships. So if you hear Barbra blaring from over head and hear someone yelling 'come in and see this fabulous 50's lamp' you best run, or let them beam you up, have a latte, and watch Rocky Horror Picture show a few hundred times :)

[BuyingThyme]

10. Blame Lamont.

[ikojo]

14. Here is a documentary about the gay agenda

http://www.markfiore.com/animation/agenda.html

[ThomCat]

15. I love Mark Fiore.

His cartoons are almost always incredible. :7

[Kerrytravelers]

16. Personally, I think the Gay Agenda Board of Directors need to hand out better toasters.

[uppityperson]

17. I wish I was gay. I could use a dotted toaster,

[ThomCat]

18. I need a new one. I've had it for a while, and it's starting to smoke.

Do you think they could send me a newer model? :P

[Kerrytravelers]

19. I will consult the board and see what they think.

Personally, I am holding out for a far better model before I switch teams.

Or at least one in red that will match my kitchen better.

[pingzing58]

21. Thanks for the laugh Kerry travelers. Watching Dobbs makes me sad but this...lol

[Kerrytravelers]

23. You gotta laugh... otherwise you'll drown in the tears!

[KamaAina]

22. For the last time, they are not toasters, they are toaster *ovens*!

I mean, really now, would you switch for a mere toaster? :eyes:

[Kerrytravelers]

24. Ah. That must be the problem.

Maybe we should tempt the fates and come with swatches of color to completely redecorate.

It's a thought. I shall bring that up at the next Gay Agenda meeting (I am the straight representative, the voice of the as-yet-unrecruited.)

[David Zephyr]

25. Your little brother is fortunate to have such a supportive big brother.

Here's to you, MichaelHarris :toast:

[MichaelHarris]

27. Thank you David

he was a great guy.

[Jed Dilligan]

26. I know this is a joke but

I'd say disco culture is alive and well, looks different now but is at least as "gay" as the seventies version. Go to a trance, hypno, drum/bass, etc. club and you will see plenty of glitter, tight pants, and if not unbuttoned shirts, very small or nonexistent ones. Not that you'd be interested in that sort of thing. Not that there would be anything wrong with that...

[MichaelHarris]

28. My problem

was always the pants. I had to "enhance" a little to get it to work.

[EFerrari]

31. I always thought those wingy collars should come with a parachute.

lol

Night fever, night fever . .

:rofl:

[aikoaiko]

30. disco transmorgrified into techno

[stillcool]

32. ah...memories...

'It's raining men', and 'I will survive'. What was that dance...the rock?

[AZBlue]

35. In my little corner of the world, disco does still rule!

Seriously, I have a couple of compilation cds and whenever I'm stressed at work, I pop them in. I mean, really...who can be in a bad mood with K.C. or Chic singing to them?? Impossible, I say!



Of course, I'm pretty sure I was part-inspiration for "Girls who Love Boys who Love Boys" ;)