CAPTION PLEASE: Scooter Leaves The Courthouse

[DeSwiss]

I. Lewis Libby as he leaves the courthouse after having been sentenced to
30 months in prison for lying in the C.I.A. leak investigation.


Somewhat dazed, he stumbled down the steps, Scooter thought to himself: "______________________________."

[originalpckelly]

1. "At least I can use it as material for my next novel."

[Snarkoleptic]

9. Looks like I'm getting a new assignment from the coach.

I'm moving from tight-end to wide-receiver.

[11 Bravo]

2. The judge and I simply disagreed about the meaning of the phrase "lying mother-fucker".

[Libby2]

6. Bravo!! 11 Bravo! n/t

[lonestarnot]

3. busted twit.

[Annces]

4. He looks like a wax figure - shock and disbelief n/t

[madokie]

5. so thats what he looks like when he's just been shafted

scooter go on home to daddy, hes waiting

[BurtWorm]

7. "I hope the guards don't take pictures of me on the toilet on their cell phones..."

[donco6]

8. "Maybe Paris has some good advice for me." n/t

[donsu]

10. he looks smug and doped up

nt

[Hubert Flottz]

11. "Arragghrrorwr!"

http://www.newyorker.com/archive/2005/11/07/051107ta_talk_collins

[Blackhatjack]

12. "OK cut it out guys,haha... who has the pardon I am getting? jokes over, OK?"

[krispos42]

13. "I really don't want to know what it's like to be screwed by other people!"

n/t

[madokie]

14. yep he's a fixing to find out exactly what its like

I'd a been beefing up if I was him, just saying

[Rydz777]

15. When I saw it on TV, my first thought was that his eyes looked

absolutely dead. If old Scoot goes to the slammer, he could pass the time by writing an expose of the whole Cheney operation.

[La_Fourmi_Rouge]

16. "I hope my cell is bigger than this limo."