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[madinmaryland]

Merkel: That Bush better not try and give me a back rub"

Putin: "I'll nuke his him if does!"

[waiting for hope]

1. Tell the Asshole to stop looking

at my paper and to do his OWN work.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "Vladdy, I looked into his eyes last night and saw a chimp too!"

[The Sleeper]

3. "For a meeting like this.....

You betcha I could use some of that, pretty Bartender Lady. Better make it a double..huh huh huh"

[CoffeeCat]

4. "I'm prepared this time...

My suit is made entirely of a killer algae. If the Chimp hugs me,
he'll immediately be covered in boils and lesions."

[karlrschneider]

5. Chimp: "Hey, darlin', I'd like a quickie"

;-)

[no_hypocrisy]

6. OK, I get the ham and cheese on rye. Who ordered the pastrami on white bread

with mayo, lettuce, and tomato?

[GaYellowDawg]

7. "Where are his hands? Seriously. Where are his hands?!?"

Someone who speaks German tell me if I got my other choice right:

"Ich wünsche diesen Schimpansen mich nicht berühren!"

[11 Bravo]

8. Well shore, little darlin\', you can pour me another three fingers of hootch.

[mondo joe]

9. * : "I CAN HAS CHOKLIT MILK PLZ?"

[Richard Steele]

13. ! :) !

[BuyingThyme]

10. Is that the vodka glass, or the tequila popper glass?

[Blackhatjack]

11. "Excuse me? You want me to do what? Pour this on both their heads?"

[Hubert Flottz]

12. "Ein stein for ein Schwein"