It's 3AM, and John McCain needs to read an e-mail

[babylonsister]

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There's always room for a new 3AM spoof. This time, the nation's security is put at risk because John McCain doesn't know how to read his email.

[ihavenobias]

1. Ok, it's impossible NOT to give this a rec on comedic value alone...

As for the substance behind it,

[CherylK]

5. LOL!

I agree!

[NBachers]

2. Get the kid up to access the email for him

[Eurobabe]

14. Bwahhahha!! PERFECT answer

this one's a DUzy. :rofl:

[kmac3]

26. His absence of credentials for president keep adding up . . . .

:kick:
McCain doesn't need any help. He displays his lack of knowledge, lack of memory and lack of accountability on a daily basis. Only idiots that put Party above Country (or racism) would ever vote for him.

[Liberty Belle]

3. kicking and recommending

:kick:

C'mon, McSame. I know plenty of folks older than you who have figured out how to read e-mail.

[FREEWILL56]

17. My inlaws did it at 70 and they're now in their late 70s. They aren't on a PC

now due to tight finances and not being able to upgrade to a better working PC. Windows 95 and 120mhz CPU just doesn't cut it nowadays.

[Duppers]

19. My Aunt Cynthia just turned 87 and she reads her email

every day! Seriously. And she lives in Selmer, TN!

[Fearless]

22. My grandmother... 82... same thing.

[gateley]

4. Very good! K&R! nt

[thereismore]

6. Even better would be "Sir, but your wife does not have the security clearance" nt

[Nederland]

7. Obviously his blogger daughter Megan would have to help

:)

[Ichingcarpenter]

8. It's time for Video Professor President McCain

You just put the CD in the computer....

[rambler_american]

20. Video Professor? I got yer video professor right here

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2008/07/14/open-thread-868/

[happygoluckytoyou]

9. its 3a..m. and mclame needs to take another pee

[silverweb]

10. Here's a man who puts McCain to shame...

A gentleman who is 94+ years old and has been blogging for almost five years now:

_America's Oldest Blogger_

McCain's age really has nothing to do with his Bush-like intellectual laziness.

[rucognizant]

13. What a lovely man!

He is 1 month older than my Father would have been. Had he lived he would probably be blogging too. Back in the 70's he worked on a main frame computer making a data base of criminals for NY State
Did you look at his garden album? He's wearing a shirt & tie to garden in!

[trickyguy]

11. More scary than funny. But with a smile on McDumb's face.

[Auggie]

23. Scary and very telling. McSame has tuned-out a huge part of 21st century

culture and technology for at least a decade and sounds the least bit curious about it. If he had checked out of public life, then I could understand it. But as a senator -- and now as presidential nominee -- it's incredibly telling and lends yet one more support point why this man is so dangerous.

[scarface2004]

12. download....what the hell is download!?!?

mkane is such an asshole!!!

[Rosa Luxemburg]

15. McCain doesn't send the best message to the American people

he's probably taken his sleeping pills and will be out cold and non wakable at 3am?

[proud patriot]

16. that's a good one

[happygoluckytoyou]

18. at 3 a.m.....

aide: mr president!!!!! wake up we have an emergency !!!!

mclame: quick to the batcopter... sorry, i was dreaming... quick hunny get me a free beer, there is work to be done--- someone get on that computer thing, someone else get in touch with my schoolyard friend Ben--- we have need of his kite and a key, tell Tom we could use a couple lightbulbs... there is evil afoot...... WE MAY NEED TO BOMB PERSIA !!!

[sourmilk]

21. How the heck could you vote for anyone this BACKWARDS?

[IamyourTVandIownyou]

24. Ever seen B#sh with a laptop? Nope.

Luddites run the country.

[ryanmuegge]

25. "I am a illiterate." Sure sounds like it.

[Rassah]

27. My grandmother is on her 80s...

She's been writing programs in qBasic to solve some of the more complicated math problems she needs for about 10 years now, and had been managing her own website for the last 5+ years. I mean as in she learned how to write code in her early 70's, and build and administer a website in her late 70's. This is, of course, aside from e-mail and web browsing. Being old is not an excuse.

[yurbud]

28. kick for title alone. Couldn't he get an adapter that converts email to telegraph?

[yurbud]

29. he could just have mabel the operator read his emails to him