Proof of Intelligent Design! The almighty Banana!

[walldude]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/04/22.html#a8004

Thanks to John at C&L for posting this hilarious video.

[KyndCulture]

1. OMG that was great~

The sacred chaquita!

[dipsydoodle]

2. He doesn't mention

where the batteries fit.

[kath]

32. OMFG! The batteries!

BWAH!

[BlueEyedSon]

3. these guys are psycho (and wouldnt that whole banana thing favor monkeys?)

[mr blur]

10. Actually, that isn't how monkeys peel bananas,

They squeeze the non-stalk end and peel down from there, because it's easier.

I guess this guy just hasn't evolved enough.

[C_U_L8R]

4. How did idiots like these

slip through the gauntlet of natural selection ??????
eeee-yikes they are dumb dumb dumb dee dumb

[annabanana]

5. too too funny

(Make sure and follow the hint as to exactly where in this massive mess the banana footage is.)

[Xeric]

6. He died for us

[titoresque]

12. LMAO!!!!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BlueEyedSon]

16. OMFG, where did you get that????

[Xeric]

28. Image google

I swear, you can find any god damn thing using image google. In this case, "Jesus Banana" . Who'd have thought?

[Canuckistanian]

22. LOL!

And a hearty welcome to DU!

:toast:
:hi:

[tularetom]

7. Almost as funny as the scene in "Fast Times

at Ridgemont High" where Phoebe Cates learns how to give a BJ by practicing on a banana.

[file83]

9. Exactly - did you see how squirmish Kirk Cameron got when the guy

"inserted" the banana into his hand, and then proceed to make a "O" with his lips to show how the shape of the banana was "designed" to go into the mouth? LOL...the suggestion is obvious: Since the "penis" is shaped the same way, is this man arguing that penises should ALSO go into his mouth??? :rofl:

Ridiculous. AND Hilarious.

He even says "the contents don't squirt in yourface". Ewwwwwwwww!

[walldude]

11. Not to be an ass or anything but it was a carrot in Fast Times ....

Still.. just as funny

[tularetom]

13. You sure it was a carrot?

Now I'll have to go watch it again. Oh well I can think of a lot worse things to watch on a rainy Saturday afternoon. Aloha Mr. Hand.

[file83]

35. Yeah, it was a carrot, but same idea. Carrot, banana, tomato, tomata...

[TahitiNut]

15. The voice of experience:

Stacy Hamilton: "When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?"
Linda Barrett: "A quart or so."

:rofl:

[cynatnite]

20. Actually, that was a carrot

I worship Ridgmont High. :)

[TahitiNut]

8. (Hmmm...) Somebody designed the penis wrong!!

It doesn't have the ridges that a banana has! Omigod! (Well, maybe some do. I really haven't seen that many.) :evilgrin:

[Bush_MUST_Go]

14. A man & his banana. Talk about violating the sanctity of marriage. lol

[hootinholler]

27. Ruffles have ridges.

Penises (peni?) have veins.

This whole thread is fucking hilarious.

Recommended.

-hoot

[FlaGranny]

17. Good lord, how does he cope

with a coconut? God sure made those easy to use for food. Or how about a walnut? Then there's prickly pear. Hmmm.

[walldude]

23. And let us not forget the Pineapple...

Yeah that was a food designed to be easily eaten :eyes:

[readmoreoften]

26. How about lion meat?

All you have to do is kill the lion and you get a bounty of yummy meat. God made it easy! Simple!

Meat is easy, ever since God designed the Ginsu Knife collection!
Nuts are easy, since the nutcracker.
Grain? All you have to do is spend your entire day growing it, picking it, cleaning it, grinding it, and mixing it with other easily-designed foodstuffs like yeast and BAM, you got bread.

It's good to know that Christians are advocating fruitarianism.

[mopinko]

34. coconuts are the devil's playthings.

silly.

[tandot]

18. Common guys, recommend it! This is just too funny not to be seen

on the Greatest page.

Absolutely f*cking hilarious. It was like watching the prelude to a soft porn titled "Two Guys and a Banana"

[Atman]

19. These guys are absolutely fucking nuts!

The "logic" of lunacy.

[cynatnite]

21. and so the war on atheism begins

:rofl:

[GreenPoet64]

24. LOL! OMG that is too funny!

:rofl:

[nicknameless]

25. Conversely then, would the orange be evidence of God’s nonexistence?

Utter morons.

[leftofthedial]

29. what a bunch of fucking idiots

who listens to this crap?

[file83]

36. the same kinds of people that make it...

"fucking idiots".

[FSogol]

30. LOL, Think about the person who sees that and says, "He,s right!"

:rofl:

[progressoid]

31. Bwahahahahaha!

Gee that wasn't sexual at all...

And I love the resources they cite, "According to TV Guide"!!!!

[Ioo]

33. OMG - Almost ALL Bananas are Genetically Created...

The flaw is Bananas we eat all clones of the orginal, that is why they are all so endanger of banana viruses...

[ellie_belly]

37. only "American" bananas are like that

I took the bait and watched. Had to skip to the banana part as I couldn't handle the beginning. It's so lucicrous as to be funny and terrifying simultaneously. I live in Asia where we have many, many varieties of wonderful FLAVORFUL bananas as opposed to the American supermarket ones brought in from Central America. They don't conform to god's great banana plan. Wonder if Kurt knows about them?

Namaste to DU from embattled Kathmandu where the people are fighting for their rights, just like in the US!

[calmblueocean]

39. Welcome to DU!

I would love to try some of the bananas you have in your markets. Yum!

Glad to have you here!

[TheBaldyMan]

38. God's banana, OMFG, sophistry is thriving in the US church

I had to stop watching when they got to 'how to convert an atheist' tips.

on edit: I forced myself to watch the rest of the programme, I would like the bible thumpers on there admit their argument cuts both ways. They need to admit that they camn't prove the existance of God. And their statement that getting an atheist to admit they can't prove that God doesn't exist doesn't make them an agnostic, only an act of faith can do that.

You can still refuse to believe in a divine being even with the admission that that God's exisitance is unprovable scientifically.

I would love to see the clips of the atheists that were edited out because they didn't play ball.

[troubleinwinter]

40. That CERTAINLY explains THIS:

[edwin]

41. HA HA. Monty Python-esque quality! n/t

[troubleinwinter]

42. Ha Ha! You are right!

[sofa king]

43. "And when you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face."

Depends on the banana being pulled.