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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:06 PM
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An Average Joe's Spectacular Lies
(final link coming tomorrow)

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

- Edmund Burke


Page four of Sunday's Washington Post carried a story titled "The President as Average Joe," and described how George W. Bush is trying once again to cast himself as a regular fella so as to boost his anemic poll numbers. "As he takes to the road to salvage his presidency," reported the Post, "Bush is letting down his guard and playing up his anti-intellectual, regular-guy image."

Most of us, presumably, know enough "Average Joe" types to fill a room. Most of us, presumably, don't know a single "Average Joe" type who could pull off a trick like the one reported by the New York Times last week. The issue centered, once again, around a memo that was drafted before the invasion of Iraq.

"During a private two-hour meeting in the Oval Office on Jan. 31, 2003," read the Times, "(Bush) made clear to Prime Minister Tony Blair of Britain that he was determined to invade Iraq without the second resolution, or even if international arms inspectors failed to find unconventional weapons, said a confidential memo about the meeting written by Mr. Blair's top foreign policy adviser and reviewed by The New York Times."

"The memo indicates the two leaders envisioned a quick victory and a transition to a new Iraqi government that would be complicated, but manageable," continued the Times report. "Mr. Bush predicted that it was 'unlikely there would be internecine warfare between the different religious and ethnic groups.' Mr. Blair agreed with that assessment. The memo also shows that the president and the prime minister acknowledged that no unconventional weapons had been found inside Iraq. Faced with the possibility of not finding any before the planned invasion, Mr. Bush talked about several ways to provoke a confrontation, including a proposal to paint a United States surveillance plane in the colors of the United Nations in hopes of drawing fire, or assassinating Mr. Hussein."

Quite a nifty trick for an Average Joe, yes? This was from the same regular fella who ever-so-earnestly told journalist Helen Thomas last week that he didn't want war, because no president wants war. Here we have merely another lie, an accent in a symphony of lies. If Bush did not want war, why decide upon an attack despite the absence of the public motivator for attack, being the weapons of mass destruction? Why try to goad Hussein into a fight?

Remember when the administration made that humorous little video of George searching the Oval Office for the weapons of mass destruction way back when? It was truly an "Average Joe" moment that, in light of the revelations afforded by this pre-war memo, brings the yellow bile up the back of the throat.

Seven more American soldiers died in Iraq over the last few days, bringing the total to 2,332. It is difficult to count the number of civilians who have been slaughtered in the it-isn't-a-civil-war-not-really violence of the last several weeks. It takes a special kind of "Average Joe" to get so many people killed in so short a time thanks to lies of such width and breadth. Most "Average Joes," after all, lie about sex or fishing or their bowling score from Saturday night.

Most "Average Joes," likewise, enjoy being considered straight-shooters. They don't hide from hard truths and expect to be able to handle whatever comes their way. Mr. Bush, it seems, would rather be massaged with pleasing fictions from his staff, and is perfectly happy to have his handlers encase him in bubble-wrap to protect him from the aftershocks resulting from astonishingly bad decisions.

Reporter Murray Wass, writing for the National Journal, wrote another essay last week that exposed more of the lies that were used to trick the people of this nation into supporting the unnecessary and criminal invasion of Iraq. "Karl Rove, President Bush's chief political adviser," wrote Waas, "cautioned other White House aides in the summer of 2003 that Bush's 2004 re-election prospects would be severely damaged if it was publicly disclosed that he had been personally warned that a key rationale for going to war had been challenged within the administration. Rove expressed his concerns shortly after an informal review of classified government records by then-Deputy National Security Adviser Stephen J. Hadley determined that Bush had been specifically advised that claims he later made in his 2003 State of the Union address -- that Iraq was procuring high-strength aluminum tubes to build a nuclear weapon -- might not be true."

"The pre-election damage-control effort in response to (Ambassador Joseph) Wilson's allegations and the broader issue of whether the Bush administration might have misrepresented intelligence information to make the case for war had three major components," continued Waas. "Blame the CIA for the use of the Niger information in the president's State of the Union address; discredit and undermine Wilson; and make sure that the public did not learn that the president had been personally warned that the intelligence assessments he was citing about the aluminum tubes might be wrong."

It is disturbing enough to encompass the hard fact that there has not been, at any point, an element of "incompetence" in the process that has left us in such a deranged state in Iraq. Virtually every item on the Bush administration's wish list has been obtained in the last four years, thanks to the invasion, occupation and conveniently subsequent mess that has followed. Objectively, one must know that a barrage of falsehoods was required to create such a situation. To see these lies exposed one after another, like a long line of sausage links, would seem to be beyond tolerance.

Sadly, our collective ability to absorb and discard such terrifying information appears to be without limit. The revelations offered by the New York Times regarding Bush's pre-invasion decision to go to war no matter what, and his decision to goad Iraq into a war whether or not they posed a threat, passed through the waters of the mainstream media with nary a ripple. The same went for Mr. Waas' report; the information he provided in such scathing detail was met by the mainstream press with a thunderous nothing.

It is almost amusing. The pundits and politicos are justifying each other's vapid and useless existence these days by carrying forth an empty debate as to whether or not Mr. Bush and his people lied us into a war. Yet when hard evidence of these lies is presented in stark black and white, the response is a whistling silence.

The duality is astonishing; if you are callow enough to subject yourself to the dreck that passes for news on television, you might actually see someone acknowledge the existence of the evidence of these lies before turning on a dime to claim that no one lied about anything. Maybe, just maybe, you'll see someone claim the administration is "incompetent."

No one who lies so often or so effectively can be described as incompetent. This kind of thing requires nimble skills combined with an utter absence of conscience.

"Iraq is becoming a country that America should be ashamed to support" reads a chilling New York Times editorial from Sunday, "let alone occupy. The nation as a whole is sliding closer to open civil war. In its capital, thugs kidnap and torture innocent civilians with impunity, then murder them for their religious beliefs. The rights of women are evaporating. The head of the government is the ally of a radical anti-American cleric who leads a powerful private militia that is behind much of the sectarian terror."

Not a bad day's work for an Average Joe.
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:07 PM
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1. Hey Will?
When did you start to realize you wanted to be a writer?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:10 PM
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2. When I was five years old
Pretty much.
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:14 PM
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I Believe It
Most artists say the same. Though did you get turned on by the idea of it being a career while in High School or College?
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:17 PM
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5. Hard to say
I've been writing one thing or another since I could hold a pen; then I had to master a keyboard; then I had to wrestle with that Great Wah you deal with when you want to write but are too young to have accumulated a battery of wisdom and experience, and therefore can't really write about anything of substance. I guess the idea of actually writing for a living didn't seem attainable as a real possibility until after college.

Thanks.
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:23 PM
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8. No... Thank You
Good read once again.
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 05:15 PM
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21. I can't remember
Did you teach English or History? You certainly have a great grasp on both.

I know you said when this is over, you want to go back to being a teacher. Sadly, I think we both know this eternal battle is well, eternal. But you teach a much wider audience when you write so you really get to do both with what you're doing now.
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 04:38 PM
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19. That reminds me of a funny story. I'll PM you.
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BlueEyedSon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:11 PM
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3. Personally I would want THE SMARTEST GUY AVAILABLE to run the US
Edited on Sun Apr-02-06 12:12 PM by BlueEyedSon
which is the world's sole and last super-duper power. The leader of the US faces enormous challenges and wields terrific power, while the "average Joe" can barely balance his checkbook.

When I think of our president as "average" i am scared shitless and fully believe I could do a better job (50% of people could do a better job!).....
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:14 PM
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4. That's my opinion too
especially when I could tell he was an 'average joe con man' from the begining.

We have so many brilliant people in this country, one of them should be in office, not this average smo.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:18 PM
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6. K & R
:yourock:
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fishnfla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:19 PM
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7. More smack from Afghanistan is what the Average Joe wants
bring it on
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:23 PM
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9. Thanks for that
:kick: and recommend
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Dyedinthewoolliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:24 PM
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10. I'm constantly astounded
by the fact so many average joes buy into this charade. That so many average joes are thinking this wealthy, elite, upper class, privileged, narcissistic individual is looking out for their interests. That so many average joes consume the drivel shoveled to them by the MSM and regurgitate it as truth.............. :puke:
Good piece Will, thanks for being here.
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bigtree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:28 PM
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11. "Virtually every item on the Bush administration's wish list"
Edited on Sun Apr-02-06 12:38 PM by bigtree
I think it's the weakness of the opposition that's allowing all of the ambitions of the republicans to wash over the system, finding foothold, festering, blossoming whenever the opposition moves on or is distracted. An old friend used to say, 'Good always leaves, bad comes to stay.'

Bush's gains are also our party's failure to mount effective opposition. It doesn't take much to destroy our democracy as Bush has if there's no representation of our resistance from those we elect to hold the Executive branch accountable.

I predict a slew of would-be fascists will slither out to secure a spot in the republican presidential sweepstakes now that Bush has made it clear that any boob with a cabal of traitors behind him and a compliant Congress can hijack generations of sacrifice to his self-serving ambitions.

K&R!
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:33 PM
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12. we need to be going after this cabal like we were after snakes
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 12:53 PM
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13. Willverine strikes again
:evilgrin: :applause:
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ljm2002 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:12 PM
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14. "The duality is astonishing"
Oh boy, is it ever!

I am awaiting the time when the sleeping giant awakes -- that would be the population of this country who their having their middle class decimated; their social safety net destroyed; their jobs insourced, outsourced and downsized; their education defunded, dumbed down and dictated by the religious right; their women being pushed back on; etc., etc.

When do we revolt? As I said in another post regarding the movie "V For Vendetta", I would so like to see a crowd of millions descend upon the White House, wearing Mardi Gras masks (to remind everyone of that abject and ongoing failure), silently protesting the very presence of Bush and his minions in the People's House.

The horror that is the Bush administration really knows no bounds. I, who marched against both Iraq invations, who hated his father with a depth that surprised even myself, who opposed GWB's candidacy and everything -- *everything* -- he stands for, I who thought I knew how bad he was going to be, could not have imagined how bad he actually is.

Right now the only faith I have is that things do reveal their true nature. The nature of our government and its corporate masters is apparent to many the world over, now it needs to become apparent to the masses here at home. With a trillion $$ war sapping what was left of social and infrastructure services, not to mention the dead and wounded soldiers; with the destruction of the large and vibrant middle class that really did make this country a beacon; with the reintroduction of the class / caste system; we are fast approaching a watershed where the scales will fall from people's eyes here at home, in spite of the best efforts of the Corporate State Controlled Media to divert people's attention from what is really going on and lie, lie, lie...

It is a fact: lies cannot stand forever. It is also a fact: the bigger they are, the harder they fall. Ergo, this pack of lies is going to come tumbling down with a force that will change the world.

Well, that's what I keep telling myself in order to retain what's left of my sanity. And boards like DU have helped immensely to keep the truth out there. We are not all 100% correct all of the time, of course, but without our voices here, it would have been even worse, hard as that is to imagine.
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GeorgeGist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 01:56 PM
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15. More like Average Joe...
after a 6 pack. Average Joe 6 pack however usually sobers up and remembers what an ass he was... at least until the next 6 pack.
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 02:43 PM
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16. Good smack-down of that "average Joe " crapola.
One thing the Bush handlers are not taking into consideration is that plenty of women married to average Joes also eventually get tired of Joe's malarky and end up divorcing him.

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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 02:46 PM
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17. The Joes of the world are taking a hell of hit here.
We were G.I. Joes in World War II, defending the world against fascism. Later we had other incarnations, Average Joe, Joe Blow, but this is the absolute pits (no offense to the O.P.) Let me make this perfectly clear,
Bushit has absolutely nothing to do with the average Joes of the world, if anything he is the opposite and anathema to the Joes of the world. You Georges can have him.:)
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Klukie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 04:26 PM
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18. I named my first born son Joseph....
to me this name symbolized strength, honor, integrity, honesty, and truth. Everything this president is void of. I am proud to call my son an "average Joe" and I am completely disgusted by any comparison to this hollow man.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 04:46 PM
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20. LIke Bush needs to put effort in to convincing us he's not intelligent
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tavalon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 05:15 PM
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23. Yep, it's a no brainer
His no brainer. Or rather pickled and coked no brainer.
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Why Syzygy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-02-06 05:15 PM
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22. The Memo ..
"The memo indicates the two leaders envisioned a quick victory and a transition to a new Iraqi government that would be complicated, but manageable," continued the Times report. "Mr. Bush predicted that it was 'unlikely there would be internecine warfare between the different religious and ethnic groups.' Mr. Blair agreed with that assessment.

Did they HONESTLY believe that foreign troops would be welcomed with a victory dance? Prince Charming and all that? Buffoons!

Isn't Condi supposed to be an "expert" on Ira*q? She needs to repeat that class. Does he or anyone even understand religion or ethnicity? You would think. You would be wrong.
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 12:41 PM
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24. Link to final
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-03-06 12:51 PM
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25. but but but what does this have to do with immigration!!!
Your not cooperating with Roves plans!! :sarcasm:
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