Remember the Ohio Bill to bar Republicans from adopting? Well how about...

[Up2Late]

...another bill in one of the states pushing "Life begins at fertilization" Bills, how about we do them one better (or more ridiculous actually)?

How about:

"Life begins at Copulation!"

:think:

The Anti-Choice lunatics seem to think it's O.K. to tell us what we can and can't do in the privacy of our bedrooms, so how about we find a State legislator to propose a Bill that makes it illegal for "Traditionally Married People" to have "Casual Sex!?!"

The new LAW: If you have sex without the intention of producing a new life, you're breaking the law! :think:

Hey, it's no more ridiculous than claiming that a fertilize, single cell zygote, still in the fallopian tube and yet travel to, and be implanted in the uterus, is a guaranteed new life that deserves the protection of a State Law, is it?:shrug:

And think about all those millions of "Potential Lives" inside every man! Maybe their should be a Law for NOT having sex!:think:

For anyone not up on Human reproductive biology, here's some great links to the fully interactive website
"The Visible Embryo"
<http://www.visembryo.com/>
<http://www.visembryo.com/baby/index.html>
<http://www.visembryo.com/baby/stage1.html>

So, who can we get to propose this new, even more ridiculous Law!?!? :shrug::evilgrin:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. How about a law against

guys masturbating? After all, Every Sperm is Sacred.

[Up2Late]

2. That was another idea I had too, but we don't want to drive away the...

18 to 24 year old "new (male) voters." (and I wasn't sure if I could use "the S word" in my OP. :evilgrin: :blush:

[Chipper Chat]

3. Hell, when I was a kid going to confession -

I had to confess "impure thoughts." Sometimes the priest would ask "what kind of impure thoughts?"
Why not make a law against impure thoughts. Would there be 2 sets of impure thoughts: one for Republicans and one for Democrats? This could get touchy. Where's Dr. Dobson when you need him?

[Up2Late]

4. LOL! And I know my "impure thoughts" have changed since I was young...

We'll need a one law for those under 30, and one for those Over 30!:evilgrin: :kick:

[Up2Late]

5. kick n/t

:kick:

[Up2Late]

6. kick n/t

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