BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

[Emillereid]

Just found this little ditty in my 'unread' email -- thought I'd share it.

BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLICANS

Mine eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush;
he has blathered all the drivel that the neocons can push;
he has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush;
The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool;
There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school;
Should we fault him for the policies - or is he just their tool?
The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir;
As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier;
Let the smokestacks keep polluting - do we really need clean air?
The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll l Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Your safety net is gone!

Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state;
Though the whole world knows its crazy - and the U.N. says to wait;
When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate."
Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds;
Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds;
Enraging several billions - to his brainlessness redounds;
The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'!
The Doofus marches on!

[Sydnie]

1. That is Brilliant!

Kicked and rec'd!

[Erika]

2. Excellent

Dufus and his bushbots march on.

[sakabatou]

3. Kicked

Excellent! :D

[Emillereid]

6. Let's try to make up new verses.

Here's a stab at it:

Now he's smearing another country, just like he did before
The neo-cons and Dick are pushing us to war
Iran this time is in their sights, of that I am quite sure
And World War III is on

[sakabatou]

7. Okay

He never thinks about this planet called Earth
He never thinks about what humans are really worth
He never thinks of anything 'cause his brain is really dearth
And the "War" will never end

[Hubert Flottz]

8. He has spied upon the Quakers and he's spied on you and me.

He has spied upon the Quakers and he's spied on you and me.
He has told us lies about Iraq and port security.
Now he claims that he's above the laws that's kept our country free.
He's to the manor born!

He has whacked Saddam with shock and awe and leveled his estate
He's plundered our retirement and he's outdone Watergate
I just wish his term was over 'cause America can't wait
Till Dumbya marches home!

We have seen him murder people with his terrible swift sword
Then he goes to church on Sundays and he hollers praise the Lord
He has shitted me so many times I'm really getting bored
I wish he take a hike!

Now the sea and air are scrufty and the beaches they are rank
But we can't afford to kleen it up and buy his daddy's tanks
If he'd quit right now and hurry home the country'd tell him thanks
Don't let the door hit you in the ass!

[Hubert Flottz]

12. I was too sleepy last night ot finish up, so I'M BACK!!!!

Tramp Tramp Tramps

:bounce:

He has spied upon the Quakers and he's spied on you and me.
He has told us lies about Iraq and port security.
Now he claims that he's above the laws that's kept our country free.
He's was to the manor born!

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.


He has whacked Saddam with shock and awe and leveled his estate
He's plundered our retirement and he's outdone Watergate
I just wish his term was over 'cause America can't wait
Till Dumbya marches home!


Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
They love their kiddy porn


We have seen him murder people with his terrible swift sword
Then he goes to church on Sundays and he hollers praise the Lord
He has shitted me so many times I'm really getting bored
I wish he take a hike!

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
I hope how soon they're gone


Now the sea and air are scrufty and the beaches they are rank
But we can't afford to kleen it up and buy his daddy's tanks
If he'd quit right now and hurry home the country'd tell him thanks
Don't let the door hit you in the ass!


Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Get your ass out of Dodge!

I can't tell if we're composing or decomposing these daze!

[EVDebs]

15. We need something about 'trampling on the Constitution to create

his fascist state'

but I'm not a great rhyme-er

[Hubert Flottz]

16. Otay...Here goes!

Blather Hymn Of A Republican... :bounce:

Mine eyes have seen the sorry verdict, rendered by the court;
Bush is sucking down the vintage, by the gallons and the quarts;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning, but he isn't very smart;
His Bushit's marching on.

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gorey! Gorey! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.

I have seen Him on my TV, tellin' lies instead of facts;
They have builded Him an altar, with their think tanks and their PACs;
I am chopping up my TV's, with a double bitted axe;
Before Sunday is done.

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gorey! Gorey! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.

I've read Pat and Jerry's Gospel, writ in burnished rows of steel;
And the preachers and the politicians, talk shit that ain't real;
Let their hero born of Barbara, kill and pillage, plunder, steal,
Shrub's Gawd is marching on.

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gorey! Gorey! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.

Now he's headed for a Sunday, at the Camp David retreat;
He is sifting out the hearts of men, and grinding them to meat;
Not too swift, the boy's an asshole, from his head down to his feet;
His burnt out brain is gone.

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gorey! Gorey! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.

Now this bully has polluted, on the land and on the sea,
He has trampled on the constitution, cheated you and me:
I wish he would get the hell out, and just let the country be;
Our sovereignty's all gone.

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gorey! Gorey! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.

Now the terraists are making tapes, and sprucing up their caves,
Bush has sworn to go and kick their asses, and put them into their graves;
By the time this war is over, our grand children will be slaves,
Our cash supply is gone.

Gory! Gory! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Every pub will sock it to Ya'!
Gorey! Gorey! How they'll Screw Ya'!
Their crap goes on and on.


That's the best I could do with the sad, sorry, sickening, semi-simian, subject, that I had to work with! :hi:

[EVDebs]

17. Hubert Flotzz is a freakin' GENIUS

Robert Service is the only one I know who comes close !

BTW, this MUST BE SUNG at the Democratic National Convention wherever they hold it. Required.

[Hubert Flottz]

18. They are welcome to use it, but they'd be too scared!

They won't respond to Bush's frivolous tax cuts for the rich, when the terrorists have drawn a bead on our country and our soldiers and we are becoming too poor to fight back, because of the huge drain on our country's treasury department caused by Bush's four frivolous tax cuts to his "base". Bush started his frivolous political war in Iraq, on bogus information and now it's spinning out of control and getting worse by the day in Iraq. The struggle between the religious factions in Iraq, is probably going to spread into the entire Middle Eastern region and create more killing. Wars like Bush has stirred up know NO BOUNDARIES! The killing WILL SPREAD! Bush has not only been a disaster for the US, but he is a disaster for the entire planet.

If Bush and the rich people who support him, honestly did support the troops, then the least they could do, would be to start paying their taxes like working people do! Bush's frivolous government giveaways to the rich, are as big a threat to national security as anything else you can factor in. Six years ago we were a STRONG nation. Now we are a cowering shadow, of the proud nation we were, when Bush TOOK office!

If the democrats in Washington don't stand up to Bush NOW, the party's over! I wish they had the guts to sing my song to Bush, but they don't... The GOP don't give a DAMN about America...ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS WINNING ELECTIONS...even if they have to lie cheat and steal to do it! And the democrats in Washington just stand around and watch the life blood of our country drain away!

ONE SINGLE SOLDIER in Iraq, has more courage, than EVERY MAN AND WOMAN IN CONGRESS, when it comes to fighting for the country!

[opihimoimoi]

19. The Pubs have been exposed as frauds of the Fth Degree

Fownies to the HILT

The House of Shit they Built

Look at all the Promises they made

With time and truth...

Turns out They Fade...

Oh well, they hade a chance..

But installing a Bush...

The World. together they blanch...

Now the Pubs are worried

Polls are dropping

Much blood needs mopping

See how many Troops we have buried.


It is we the Peeps who must Inspire Strength and Courage

Onto our elected Leaders

That they do the right things and not have us as Bleeders...

Else we have 10 kids to a small cottage

Come, Hubert, we go fishing

Soon...all that will be left is ....Wishin

[Hubert Flottz]

20. I hope this finds the Opihi...

The Opihi and dry!

I've been hearing that your part of the world, is being lashed again and again, with freak storm after raging freak storm.


Hope you and yours are safe and warm.

Bush chose to shun the ones who warned.

That melting glaciers aren't the norm.

The weather's weird sure as we're born.

Yet pubs treat scientists with scorn.

Ate cake as our Gulf Coast was torn.

And blew a hollow warning horn.

While poorer folks were left to mourn.

Their world with pain and grief adorned.

All Bush could do was drink his corn.

Too worried 'bout moral shit like porn.

Come we go ask the scientists, if Gawd has a hard-on, for the republican party!(Bob Dole and Bush prolly slipped some Viagra in Gawd's Cold Beers)

[opihimoimoi]

21. "IF GAWD HAS A HARDON".....LOL....Now that was FUNNY

Yesterday and last night...another rain...prolly about 10 inches total...fuck, its as if Gawd is flushing the toilet on us....,

However, as you hope...we are safe and dry...

But Bush still has not aknowledged the Recent Weird Weather Patterns as EVIDENCE to the Many many Warnings since 15 20 years ago when scientists first noticed we got some shit to worry about...

Seems he is "warning deaf".... nobody can warn him of anything....He is not Human..sent by the Evil Ones to do in us Peeps...

Cpme, we go skiing before the damn thing melt...Mauna Kea got 6 inches plus of snow...

[Hubert Flottz]

23. I'll never top 'Bessie's Boil'

No pun intended!

I'm a Robert Service fan! * LMAO!

[EVDebs]

24. You are truly one of the "men who don't fit in"

as Service wrote about, but you're also one of the Ordinary Men too

The Ordinary Man
http://www.poetryconnection.net/poets/Robert_William_Service/5405

My hat's off to you !

[OctOct1]

4. Love it!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

5. K&R

Mighty Purdy!

[PatrioticLeftie]

9. This is great

[Swamp Rat]

10. Great!

:applause:

[Maraya1969]

11. Someone with a recording studio gather up some good talent, dress

them in church robes and make a video please!

I'm having visions of "Blazing Saddles" where the church people sing with such reverence: "Our town is turning into shit"

[Emillereid]

13. Great idea -- let's record it.

We need to form a DU choir!

[gordontron]

14. here is the tune:

http://www.cyberhymnal.org/htm/b/h/bhymnotr.htm

[lonestarnot]

22. damn! too late to recommend!

[Hubert Flottz]

26. Not too late to kick though!

:kick:

In G W's Face

When G W says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face
Not to love Der Chimp is a great disgrace
So we HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face

When Herr Karl says, "We own der world und space"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Herr Karl's face
When Herr Rumbo says they'll never bomb this place
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in Herr Rumbo's face

Are we not the neocon
Aryan pure neocon
Ja we ist der neocon
Super-duper neocon

Ist this Repub land not good?
Would you leave it if you could?
Ja this Repub land is good!
Vee would leave it if we could

We bring the world to order
Heil Dumbya's New World Order
Everyone of foreign race will love G W's face
When we bring to der world disorder

When G W says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face
When G W says, "We ist der master race"
We HEIL! HEIL! Right in G W's face

[alfredo]

25. Excellent

It has been sent to my friends and family.

[DFW]

27. I checked with

The Freedom Toast to see if they wanted to adapt something like this
on a future album. It was a definite maybe--it seems a friend of theirs
already did something similar, and they don't want to step on his toes,
but they didn't rule it out entirely, and they have one of the best
studios in the USA to work in (the same one that does CNN's background music9:

[alfredo]

28. What good is a revolution without music?