HAPPY BIRTHDAY Leslie Blitzer!!!

[Bluebear]

Sorry we didn't get to shop, but this thread is for your virtual gifts. I'll start.

A relaxing facial to get rid of those annoying brown spots on your nose...



And some items for under your bed....

[DeepModem Mom]

1. Wolf DOES get facials -- at the Ritz-Carlton in Qatar -- I read it...

in a travel magazine.

[shain from kane]

3. What room number? n/t

[DeepModem Mom]

9. At the spa!

[shain from kane]

14. No kidding. That spatz went to the spa.

I'm betting that he spent most of the time flipping his towel.

[KharmaTrain]

7. I Hear Those Facials Are Personally Delivered By Karl Rove

:spank:

[shain from kane]

2. How about a backbone? n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

4. A pair of Spheres!

He needs them really bad!

[NYCGirl]

5. BTW, his real first name is Wolf. "Leslie" is actually from an Al Franken

joke.

Here's the speech it's from:

http://the-hamster.com/franken1.html

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Wolfgang Von Sucksuck?

[NYCGirl]

8. Here's the story of his first name from Wikipedia:

Blitzer, whose first name was his maternal grandfather's name, grew up in Buffalo, New York, the son of Jewish Holocaust refugees from Poland.

Also this:

He has written under the aliases Ze'ev Blitzer and Ze'ev Barak. "Ze'ev" meaning "wolf" and "barak" being "lightning" in Hebrew.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolf_Blitzer

But whatever his name is, he's still a hack (my opinion, not Wikipedia's).

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Jewish Holocaust refugees from Poland.

Who worships a gang of Nazis....Go Figure?

[NYCGirl]

11. There's really no accounting for taste, I guess. NT

[BloodyWilliam]

12. Bah.

Today's William Shatner's 75th birthday! THAT we should celebrate!

[NYCGirl]

13. I agree. I love that guy! NT

[underpants]

15. It was then that Wolf returned to the Ewok village in the trees...

and began shaving for the next day's adventure down in human land.