What did one deer say to the other...

[liberal N proud]

While standing in the middle of the road staring at the oncoming headlights, what did one deer say to the other.






You have the Bush in the headlights look again.


Thanks sutz12 You gave me the inspiration for this.

[formercia]

1. or his laxative might be kicking in.

Being anal-retentive can cause you problems at the worst times.....

[NervousRex]

2. A deer is more alert...

this shitferbrains looks like a wino who just filled his shorts.

[Double T]

3. bush looks like he is suffering from PTSD

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. The Country under ** looks like it's suffering from PTSD. nt

[Cyrano]

"Ann Coulter is in the third row. Now I'm hard and I'm stuck here."

[jimshoes]

4. Like this Luckovich cartoon

from a while back.

[zippy890]

6. HA - good one!

thanks for the toon

[Lefty48197]

7. Hilarious!

.

[liberal N proud]

13. Excellent

[Theide]

5. Around here we call him Chimpy McBlowmonkey

Around here we call him Chimpy McBlowmonkey.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. He looks DEAD!!

What the hell is wrong with him!? Is he ill?
Duckie

[AlCzervik]

9. he's got "the Deadlights", stay away from sewers with red balloons.

[Rocknrule]

11. "Be afraid! You ALL taste so much BETTER when you're AFRAID!!!"

[mmonk]

12. Oh dear

[Frank Cannon]

14. "Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?" n/t

[Dem2theMax]

15. Ooops, I passed some gas. Here on the podium. In front of all these

liars, umm, I mean reporters.

(Don't tell anyone but I saved some. Gas that is. And when I get back into the Oval office, I'm gonna do my special trick. I do it while I'm standin' on my favorite yellow rug. You did hear about my rug, didn't you? Laura picked it out. Anyway, when I get back there, I'm gonna get that extra gas and do this. Just don't tell on me, OK? I'm having a bad week. It's such hard werk.)