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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 08:24 PM
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Bush really is a man of God.....
Seconds after I made a thread making fun of him, I dropped a frickin' taquito in my oven and burned the hell out of my arm.

The moral of the story is, never make fun of the second coming.

Oh, please oh powerful master Bush, I have forsaken thee.... forgive me..... I am but a mere sinner and not worthy of your presence... do not send your wrath in my direction anymore!!!!!!

You are all powerful.... too strong for the comprehension of a mere mortal like myself!!!! Forgive me!!!

I'm thinking Bush is one of those vengeful, fearful, hate-mongering Gods, not the loving embracing kind.

The lord has a great sense of humor, that's the only reason a lightning bolt hasn't been blasted me right between the eyes by now. :)
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Midnight Rambler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 08:28 PM
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1. That wasn't God...
It must've been the Flying Spaghetti Monster, angry at you for eating a taquito on a Wednesday
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 08:32 PM
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3. so that explains the wet noodle flogging
:)
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warrior1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 08:29 PM
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2. and for not sharing
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-08-06 08:32 PM
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4. hey, I'd share if you were here
:)
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