Pearls of GOP Wisdom -

[BigBearJohn]

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with
him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with
China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches,
while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but
providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism
should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist
support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George
Bush's driving record is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.

You support states' rights, but Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell
states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what
Bush did in the 80's is irrelevant.

Feel free to pass this on. If you don't send it to
at least 10 other people, we're likely to be stuck with more
Republicans in '06 and '08.

Friends don't let friends vote Republican!


(Sent to me in E-mail)

[Minnesota Libra]

1. THIS IS so COOL I will pass it on to all I know.

thanks :toast:

[WCGreen]

2. Good stuff.....

Send it out in Emails.....

Recommended....

[niyad]

3. this should make my little bushco trolls' widdle teeny heads explode!!

[BigBearJohn]

5. somebody had to do it

[Breeze54]

4. Too damn funny and ........sad!!

And I know just where to use this! lmao!
Keep the ammunition coming!
Thank you for sharing this!
:thumbsup:

[Mnemosyne]

6. I love the sounds of freeper's heads exploding

in the morning, at noon and in the evenings!:nuke:

And you should also add that being a coke head in the past (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) is a moral failure for life unless you are the prezeldent, then it was just an indiscretion of youth. Can we get a hypocrite smilie to insert here please!

If we use this to explode all their heads, does it mean Liebold can't rip us off in the next selection?!:evilgrin:

Thank you for this BBJ! Passing it on to the freeps with as of yet still unexploded heads!:applause:

In hope of peace,
V

We really do need an exploding freeper head smilie!

[AuntiBush]

7. Right On Target

Remarkably stated! :thumbsup:

[BigBearJohn]

8. thanks!