Speaker Pelosi's plan for first 100 hours leaked

[Hippo_Tron]

Agenda includes...

- Outlaw straight marriage

- Outlaw the celebration of Christmas

- Surrender to the terrorists

- Mandatory flag burning ceremonies

- Legalize welfare fraud

This is all I've heard so far, anybody heard of any other items on the agenda?

:evilgrin:

[bluewave]

1. Require Korans in every classroom. nt

[mark414]

3. and outlawing the pledge of allegiance and boy scouts

[bluewave]

13. Don't forget the underfunded Porn For Children program :D

[monktonman]

2. 100% tax increase

[ronnykmarshall]

4. Allow breast feeding in Olive Garden.

Award Laura Branigan the US Medal of Freedom.

[Hippo_Tron]

11. LMAO I forgot about breat feeding in public

[MidwestTransplant]

25. oops wrong place

[focusfan]

5. i don't believe none of this

i think it's something the right wingers have started

[Robbien]

6. Hey, she's making the dope legal man!

First thing.

:hippie:

[phantom power]

7. everyone has to drive a Volvo?

[Richard D]

8. Of course

- Tax only those with incomes over 1 million a year at 50% gross income

- Free birth control and abortions to all Americans

- Pardon Osama

- Close down the Reagan Library

- Cap CEO pay at 2 times minimum wage - no bonuses

- Make SUV's illegal

- Make sports cars illegal

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[Beaverhausen]

9. mandatory drivers licenses for all illegal immigrants

[blondeatlast]

10. Require the ATF to forcibly take all the guns

and reissue them strictly to women...

[aquart]

12. Oh, goody, Freeper humor at DU.

[Hippo_Tron]

16. Shhh, Freepers aren't supposed to know about all of this, it's secret

[mike_c]

14. she's gonna make latte mandatory-- somehow-- I just know it....

eom

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

22. Latte enemas, even.

It's part of the "San Francisco Values" agenda, along with mandatory man-on-dog sex and tie-dye.

[Kerry fan]

15. Revoke the citizenships

Of ALL RIGHT WING, Theocratic neoCONs, and ship them to GITMO.

[Jackpine Radical]

17. You must mean...

THE LIBERAL AGENDA
Jackpine Radical

All NASCAR events will immediately be outlawed.

Alcohol will no longer be served in public places, but tavern and bar owners may apply for re-licensure to serve marijuana and effete coffee-based beverages.

Abortions will be available on demand for everyone, and will be mandatory for pregnant woman who is not a card-carrying Democrat.

Gay marriage will be legalized, as will inter-species domestic partnerships.

All military vehicles such as tanks, airplanes and ships will be painted in rainbow colors to signify inclusiveness, and will be emblazoned with pink triangles.

Atheism will immediately be proclaimed the State religion. Anyone refusing to evolve into an atheist will be sent to a Darwinian re-education camp.

Illegal immigrants will be given preference in federal hiring.

Church services will be outlawed everywhere and replaced with Sunday-morning sensitivity training and yoga.

All guns will be confiscated immediately. People who voluntarily turn in three or more firearms will be awarded free surfboards.

All faith-based charity funding will cease immediately, and the funds will be diverted to the new Adopt-A-Terrorist programs that will be starting up in every state.

[soothsayer]

18. lol!

[Kerry fan]

20. LMAO! THAT'S GREAT!

[Beaverhausen]

21. Ok, seriously

I agree with a bunch of that. Especially the first one!

[MidwestTransplant]

19. That reminds me of this clip from SNL....one of the funniest things I have ever seen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJlapQWgDyI

[atommom]

23. Make our children speak only Spanish and French. nt

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

24. Don't forget about

the big,wild assed,let-it-all-hang out party! :party:

[MidwestTransplant]

26. Promising to make Cindy Sheehan Sec. Def. if Dem's win the WH in 08

[SpiralHawk]

27. There's gonna be a whole buncha bra burning, too

I heard it straight from Rush Anal Cyst Viagra Limbaugh

[karlrschneider]

28. All cars must get >100 miles a gallon!

500% tax on meat. No tree can be cut down for any reason. All corporations to be immediately dissolved!

So much to do...
:eyes:

[Imagevision]

29. Repugs not to be allowed in senate/congress meetings because of counter-productiveness

[LSK]

30. oh yeah and we all have 2 days left to live

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

31. Force everyone to give all their money to a woman named Shaniqua

[EstimatedProphet]

32. And pickup trucks will be illegal

[Minnesota_Lib]

33. Replacing Army recruiting centers in every town w/ combo Homosexual recruitment centers/bathhouses.

[sweetpotato]

34. Everyone will be issued a same-sex partner and will be forced to marry.

Then you have to adopt several children and raise them to be gay.

San Francisco and all.