Time For A Big Ol' Cup Of 'Shut The Fuck Up

[CatWoman]

Last week, I described a nightmare scenario in which the Republicans won the midterm prompting the president, high on mandate juice, to form the Department of Shut The F*** Up, headed by a sock puppet named Secretary Fiddlesticks.

Now that the Democrats have taken back the Congress and 51+ percent of America finally has a voice in government again, I think it's time to seriously let fly. So at the risk of sounding contentious in this all-too-genuine era (several days) of bipartisanship, here now is a roll call of people who must officially shut the f*** up.

1) Republican trolls who wrap up their anonymous and incomprehensible criticisms of progressives with the phrase, "and that's why your party never wins," need to shut the f*** up.

2) The cowards who so easily disregard our liberties by shrugging off the president's illegal wiretapping; the cowards who shrug off the Military Commissions Act and the death of habeas corpus; and the cowards who shrug off torture with the phrases, "I'm not doing anything wrong, so I have nothing to worry about," or, "You can't if you're dead," ought to shut the f*** up.

3) Anyone who still believes that global warming is a myth? Shut the f*** up.

4) Rush Limbaugh must shut the f*** up. On second thought, strike that. The more we see Violet Beauregard flapping his arms and mocking Parkinson's patients, the better off the rest of the nation will be.

5) In Ann Coulter's latest column, he wondered when the Democrats would be fitting Senator-Elect Jon Tester with a "leotard." Speaking of tards, Mr. Coulter needs to shut the f*** up. And this order stands for anyone who claims Senator-Elect Tester is a "conservative Democrat." He could very well be the face of the New Progressive Democrat and one of the most genuine lawmakers elected Tuesday. Prediction: if he isn't already, Tester will quickly become a rock star in this party.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/time-for-a-big-ol-cup-of_b_33857.html

[Howardx]

1. Violet Beauregard

awesome!

[John Q. Citizen]

2. Tester is a good man. He gets that many people vote their identiy over

issues, yet he's a true populist in the best sense of the word.

[CitizenLeft]

3. LOL!

"in Ann Coulter's latest column, he..."

:rofl:

:applause:

[lady lib]

4. Dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2685212&mesg_id=2685212

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2684271&mesg_id=2684271

[AntiFascist]

5. Those who keep mentioning a "circular firing squad" please....

stfu.

[upi402]

6. LOL k/r

:toast:

[Shakespeare]

7. Yup, that's excellent. I posted it earlier, too.

:*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2687799&mesg_id=2687799

[CatWoman]

11. to dupe or not to dupe?

that is the question :hi:

[Shakespeare]

12. Hell, yeah, dupe! This article is too good to be missed.

The more eyes that see it, the better. :-)

[stepnw1f]

8. "Time For A Big Ol' Cup Of 'Shut The Fuck Up"

[Lydia Leftcoast]

9. And I'd add:

"Republicans who write LTTEs or make comments on CSPAN that begin with 'I'm a lifelong Democrat, but the party has moved too far to the left,' need to shut the f**** up."

[Jade Fox]

16. oh yeah.....

I haven't heard that one in a while, and never again would be fine with me.

[understandinglife]

10. One of your best! Vote # 4.

BE AMERICA. ---

[Armstead]

13. Recommended plus another

Whenever George W Bush is ever tempted to say anything in public.....etc.

[jarab]

14. Good Post, CatWoman !!

...O...

[buddysmellgood]

15. ROFL! Well done!

[mcg]

17. Counter "Democrat Party" with "Repubelick Party"

Every time they say "Democrat Party" say "Repubelick Party",
or maybe just say it, why wait? Do this until they
shut the f*** up with this "Democrat Party" McCarthyism bullshit.
We're sick of it.

[Luna_C_06]

18. Damnit, I just got over

laughing at Straight Story's "rabid rat's ass in high heels on broad street" line, now I'm having a giggling fit over Secretary Fiddlesticks. You guys are gonna end up making me wake up the whole house!

And yeah, we should let Rush talk all he wants, its kinda amusing.

[AspenRose]

19. That WAS a good line....

:D