UK Man (Soldier just back from Iraq) injured by launching firework from his bottom

[RobertSeattle]

LBN? :evilgrin:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1943543,00.html

A man has suffered severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom on bonfire night, it emerged today.

It was thought that the 22-year-old was trying to copy a scene from the 2002 film Jackass: The Movie, which has long been condemned by safety campaigners and blamed for inspiring dangerous pranks.

The man is reported to have got down on all fours, lowered his trousers and fixed a Black Cat Thunderbolt rocket to himself in front of a group of friends at the end of a firework display in the Monkwearmouth area of Sunderland on Sunday.


Scorched Colon...Ouch... He knows what the GOP feels like right now...

[Greeby]

1. PTSD or just a fecking idiot? nt

[VelmaD]

2. depending on where he was injured...

he may just qualify for a Darwin award. What a yutz.

[Wilber_Stool]

3. This gives new meaning to the phrase

Blow it out your ass.

[sarge43]

4. Well, at least that confirms that not all the idiots live on this side

on the pond.

Mother of God.

[xchrom]

5. matcom talked him into doing that.

[twilight_sailing]

6. How is it that women never do these stupid things?

OK, sure, women do do stupid things, but really.

[RobertSeattle]

7. ...They just marry the "men" that do

Thus keeping the "dumbass" gene alive...

:evilgrin: