It's never been about your freedom to fart...

[WillyT]

I'm certain the a great majority of DU'ers could care less if people fart. It's as if the farters feel that we non-farters want to take away their right to LIGHT ONE UP!!! No.

I think the core of the debate is where you fart and that's our fundamental difference.

:evilgrin:

Sorry Tru... just hadda really long week.

[orpupilofnature57]

1. Wasn't it Ben Franklin who wrote ' Fart Freely ' you fu-kin with Ben?

[rzemanfl]

5. No, he wrote that women were the same if you turn them upside

down...

[MGD]

2. I like to fart in elevators just before I get off. I feel it's my right.

and, therefore, my duty.

[whistle]

3. That is very passive aggressive, were you potty trained early?

[Warpy]

4. Farting is an essential bodily function

ridding the GI tract of gas that can not be absorbed and would cause our bowels to rupture and kill us.

Voluntary activities are different, sorry.

[WillyT]

6. wow... you're being serious... aren't you...

:banghead:

[survivor999]

7. I hate it when people tell me WHERE to fart!

;)

[wakemeupwhenitsover]

8. I get to lock my first bodily function thread!

best,
wakemeupwhenitsover
DU Moderator