Chatty Abramoff Gets FBI Desk-Spends 4 HOURS A Day-Ratting on Congressmen

[kpete]

Chatty Abramoff Gets an FBI Desk

Jack Abramoff, the lobbying scandal figure, has become such a chatty rat that probe insiders say he's been given a desk to work at in the FBI. We're told he spends up to four hours a day detailing his shady business to agents eager to nail more congressmen in the scandal. And when cooperative witnesses spend that much time inside, they get a desk. As a result of his help in the ever expanding investigation, we hear that the Feds hope to keep him in a nearby prison after he's sentenced on his conspiracy admission.

more at:
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles/061022/30whisplead.htm

[Octafish]

1. He needs a wing...

...at the FBi, providing he rats out all the crooks, rats and traitors.

[Lars39]

2. I'll donate a Swingline.

:D

[A Simple Game]

4. I'll kick in a Parker Pen set. n/t

[tanyev]

7. Make sure it's red!

[pacalo]

12. Or how about something that can handle more volume...

like a book-binding machine...

[jimshoes]

3. Sounds like the whole network

of K-Street pay-to-play lobby gravy train is about to dry up. One can only hope.

[DianeG5385]

5. Ask him if he knows about the Gus Boulis murder

I'm sure that will shut him up!

[Gregorian]

8. Or Mohammed Atta on Suncruise.

[Botany]

6. I wonder if he has talked about Deb Pryce?

she was a big patron of his restaurant .....

And co - chair bush/cheney 04 in Ohio

[Gregorian]

9. A desk.

I guess a waterboard was too good for him.

Excuse me. I couldn't help myself. You must admit there is something a bit disturbing about how they seem to treat republican prisoners versus people like Chong, who had to clean toilets.

Talk Jack, talk!

[babylonsister]

10. I hope he has DeLay peeing in his pants. nt

[emulatorloo]

15. I have my eyes on ROVE -- cuz you know Jack knows a lot about that

corrupt bastard.

[babylonsister]

16. Duh! Him also! nt

[Olney Blue]

11. Maybe they can bring Susan Ralston in to help him.

[The Backlash Cometh]

13. Oh, thank God for Project K Street!

How thoughtful of the Republicans to use greed to bait their own kind and corral them in one place for Abramoff to pick them off for the FBI. It's almost like the principle behind the Iraq War and drawing in all the Al Qaeda members.

[DoYouEverWonder]

14. Hell I'd even give him a comfortable chair

Keep flapping your trap Jack.

[Scriptor Ignotus]

17. reminds me of Leo DiCaprio's character

in "Catch me if you can". After a lifetime of check fraud the FBI effectively hires him to solves other crimes. Oh, the bitter, bitter irony of it all.

[Disturbed]

18. Does he wear a bullet proof vest before and after he

leaves the bldg? Does he have personal protection otherwise? Seems that he could be in danger.