ROFLMAO !!! - Caption THIS !!!

[WillyT]

The Actual Caption: The Rev. Don Wildmon of the American Family Association, told me he has received that memo, which he referred to simply as "The List." Based on The List's contents, Wildmon is convinced that a secretive gay "clique" boring within the Republican-controlled Congress is responsible for covering up Foley's sexual predation toward teenage male House pages. Moreover, Wildmon calls on the Republican Party leadership to promptly purge the "subversive" gay staffers.

Link: http://www.queerty.com/queer/politics/gay-binge-and-purge-20061013.php

I'll just let y'all have the floor, er keyboard... whatever.

:rofl::hi::rofl:

[a kennedy]

1. I agree.....

:rofl:

[NOLADEM]

27. .

[midnight]

39. Amazing pic of this fish. I know this is mean, but does he look

like Dick Chenny?

[LTR]

55. Looks more like Rumskull to me (nt)

[Canuckistanian]

60. ...

[CatWoman]

2. Hey Jeff!! Stick it right here. Yum.

:hi:

[razors edge]

3. "I give a MEAN gummer"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. If that isn't photoshopped,

then I think if he should decide to leave the clergy, he has a promising career ahead of him.

[gulfcoastliberal]

44. LOL!

nt

[bluerum]

5. Who took this holy watermelons teeth??

[muntrv]

6. Check out my blowhole!!

We righties have these.

[AlCzervik]

10. lol!!!

:rofl:

[Mabus]

16. Wildmon auditions for Rove's "Just Get Me A F__king Faith Based Thing"

and doesn't make the cut.

[me b zola]

32. .

:spray:

[unblock]

7. when did donald duck get glasses?

:shrug:

[demwing]

8. HeyWildman, you sure do got a purty mouth... /nt

[Webster Green]

9. Doesn't even look photoshopped.........OMFG!

They are starting to revert to their alien forms!

[Judi Lynn]

30. Maybe it was, just a little bit.

http://www.washblade.com/2005/12-23/news/national/NIBS-Wildmon,-Donald.jpg

The real one isn't any more attractive.

[Webster Green]

37. Ha!...

I thought it was for real.

[Mabus]

"Rev. Don Wildmon announces he'll take new position at Oral Roberts.

And then demonstrates it."

[Greeby]

11. Rev. Wildmon is released from hospital earlier today

After a bizarre gardening accident. Sources say he misunderstood a heckler's challenge to suck a golf ball through a garden hose :evilgrin:

[Mojambo]

12. "Get the ping pong ball in his mouth and win a stuffed frog!"

[BattyDem]

13. Is that photoshopped?

If it's not ... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

14. .

:spray:

[lonestarnot]

15. OMG, that is one goofy look'n mfr.

And sounds just as goofy.

[Octafish]

17. Carp like that should be thrown back in the swamp.

Don't care how old or big it is, it's too ugly for the land.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

18. BIG MOUTH (b)ASS

[TheCowsCameHome]

19. Oh man, where do I start? That is one sorry looking mug.

Beyond words.

[Hubert Flottz]

20. "Earl stick the enema hose back in that horse's ass over there and

tape it up this time!"

[Hubert Flottz]

21. "Denny this guy says he knows you and Mark!"

[opihimoimoi]

50. LOL, You areTerrible Terrible Terrible...this dude has got to be the

blow up Doll for ALL them Pubs...not only for Mark/Denny.....

[SoCalDem]

22. I smell fish

[GOPNotForMe]

23. So grossed out.

I wasn't prepared for this.

[Jim Sagle]

24. "I'm ready for my apple."

[EFerrari]

25. "What? Madonna is a CATHOLIC?!" AFA Action Alert ->

Look what these wackamoles sent out today:



October 13, 2006

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In the special, Madonna, wearing a fake crown of thorns, descends on a suspended mirrored, disco ball-type cross. Click here to see photos of Madonna's crucifixion scene.




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:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

26. "Hi I'm one of Denny's Old Pages!"

Edit..."Hey Nurse, clip one of these size xxxxL Acme Mudflaps over that, till I can close up over here!"

Edit again...LMAO...I could tell as soon as I saw that dude he was a Pubby!

[L0oniX]

28. Wasn't he in a Disney movie about a fish?

[Poiuyt]

33. The Incredible Mr. Limpet!

[badgerpup]

71. That was my thought exactly!

:spray:
Except, IIRC, Mr. Limpet was a rather likeable fellow...
:popcorn:

[proud patriot]

29. I'm laughing so hard I can't think of a caption

:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

31. "Nurse...this is the third time this week...we've had to remove a

damned oboe from a damned Republican's ass!"

Edit...A bad Viagra side effect that may last longer than three hours. Caused by swallowing too slowly when taking a little blue pill!

[Richard Steele]

34. Seperated at birth?

[LTR]

56. Oh stop it! You're killin' me here!

:rofl:

[drm604]

35. My first thought was to find an image of an open fish mouth and post it.

I notice that others have beat me to it so I won't do that. But I did a Google image search on the phrase "fish mouth" and on the very first page, sitting there among all the various ugly fish mouth pictures, I found this:

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

36. K & R number four! Yet another photo paired perfectly with the story.

:rofl: MKJ

[thinksmart]

38. reminds me

[galloglas]

40. Forgive me Father, for I am about to Sin..., buuut.....,

How about,

"Into the mouth come babes..." :puke:

[Aristus]

41. "Hel-LO my BABY! Hello my HONEY! Hello my RAGTIME GAAA-AAAL!

Send me a KISS by WIRE! Baby my HEART'S on FIRE!"

[tblue]

42. Is that really him or is it a blow-up doll?

[alittlelark]

43. I saw that same facial expression on a blow-up doll back at State

The doll was prettier, and looked more realistic.

[threadkillaz]

45. Ribbet!

.

[Quixote1818]

46. That clown fish isn't very funny nt

[stevedeshazer]

47. Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it

[opihimoimoi]

48. The GOP shoul;d make this Picture their POSTER for the NX 3 weeks

[Greyskye]

49. I'm in trouble

My laughing just woke up my wife in the next room. :evilgrin:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


BTW, how do you think he got his college nick-name: Don "Wild" Mon?

[opihimoimoi]

52. The GOP has been reduced to this....Bwahahahaha

They have become, like Bush their Hero, the laughing stock of the World.

This Donald Duck Guy is but a symptom

[Hubert Flottz]

59. Reminded me of this old album...

"Plug Me Into Something"



I've heard of a bugle boy, but that's the first one I ever saw!

[Rex]

51. Hmmm...

Is that the position he gets in when he 'prays'?

[Horse with no Name]

53. This is perfect

[LTR]

54. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?????????

I'll send you the cleaning bill for my keyboard.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

57. Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads

[sandnsea]

58. Our faces are GONNA FREEZE LIKE THIS!!!

That's what's gonna happen with all these homos on the loose!

[tenshi816]

61. If I didn't know better,

I'd swear he was swimming around in the pond in my back garden:

[peekaloo]

62. The Rev. Wildmon would like to remind Christians what a

vagina looks like.

[Hubert Flottz]

63. "Hi...I'm one of those Religious Right Wing suckers Karl spoke of!"

Edit..."And I still support the Allmighty Troglydent, G W Bushwaaaaaa!"

[Jade Fox]

64. Good god, I'm about to lose my breakfast.....

He sure was cuter in "Finding Nemo".

Or was that "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"?

[Rocknrule]

65. "Watch me do my Foley impression"

[Tigress DEM]

74. Clever!

[Riddler]

66. Mr. Limpett goes to Washington

[SalmonChantedEvening]

67. There are Oral Roberts

And there are Oral Donalds

:hide:

[WillyT]

68. LOL !!! - Here's Another Oral Donald I Could Do Without !!!

:puke:

Hey Salmon!!!

:hi:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

69. Hey Willy my friend!!

Ya doin good?

:pals:

[Lusted4]

70. Self delete n/t

[ElboRuum]

72. Caption?

The Rev. Don Wildmon, leader of the American Family Association, a conservative group committed to the sucking of all fun out of the universe, spoke on a platform of family values today. He said, "If you don't think family values are important, you reject the wisdom of your parents and their parents. For instance, my mother once told me that if you 'make a face long enough, it will stay that way'". He then demonstrated this by doing his impression of a remora. Doctors say that the muscles in his seized jaw will relax in time, but that he'll have to wear a grating over his mouth to keep bugs and dirt out for several weeks.

[mnhtnbb]

73. Looks like a grouper. Send this to the Rude One.

[Tigress DEM]

75. Gays in the GOP?????? NO!!!!!!!

[cosmicdot]

76. Have you heard the joke about the Wide Mouth Frog?

One day the Wide Mouth Frog was hopping along and met a fox, and said with a wide-opened mouth:

"O HI! MY NAME IS WIDE MOUTH FROG. I EAT FLIES. WHAT DO YOU EAT?"

The fox said, "I eat rabbits."

And, the Wide Mouth Frog, said with a wide-opened mouth and loudly:

"O YOU DO DO YA"

Then the Wide Mouth Frog hopped up to a rabbit, and with mouth wide open:

"MY NAME IS WIDE MOUTH FROG. I EAT FLIES. WHAT DO YOU EAT?"

The rabbit said, "carrots".

And, the Wide Mouth Frog said with mouth wide open:

"O YOU DO DO YA" ...

Then the WIDE MOUTH FROG went up to an alligator and said with mouth wide open:

"O HI! MY NAME IS WIDE MOUTH FROG. I EAT FLIES. WHAT DO YOU EAT?"

The alligator said, "why, I eat wide mouth frogs."

To which the WIDE MOUTH FROG said:

(in a tightly clenched mouth)

"o-you-do-do-you"


*variation ... can be told with frog meeting various creatures asking, "Mama Rabbit, what do you feed your babies", etc.

[LibertyorDeath]

77. Yes

I'm familiar with Horses. :)