Official "Republican pervert joke" thread

[Rocknrule]

What do Republicans and zits have in common?
They both come on your face when you're 15

What's the difference between a Republican and a Catholic priest?
One of them went to school

What do Republicans and McDonalds have in common?
They both stick their meat between 15 year old buns

What's red, white, and blue in a teenage boy's pants?
A Republican (stole this from someone else, sorry)

[Hav]

1. .

This thread had some funny stuff:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=2270642

[keta11]

2. President Bush attends the

opening of a new Walmart in Washington D.C. To commemorate the event, the store had nearly everything on sale.

Rep. Mark Foley, Florida, shown on the far right, briefly disrupted the event by yelling, "When are young boys pants half-off?"



PLAGIARIZED FROM HUFFPO

[niyad]

3. bwahahahahahahahahaha--may I pass these along?

[ComerPerro]

4. That first one is hilarious.

[Jack from Charlotte]

5. Here's my list so far.......

New Republican education policy: "No Child's Behind Left"

Why won't they let House Republicans check out library books?
They keep trying to bend the pages over.

Why did all the Republicans in the house try to get on the Congressional Committe in charge of the Coast Guard?
They heard it was a good way to be put in charge of a lot of buoys.

What's the Republican house members best idea for a romantic date?
Dinner for two at Chuck E. Cheese.

Hear about the new Republican Congressional Membership manual?
It's a real page turner.

And I'm working on one that contains the line..... "all on the same page."

[ChairmanAgnostic]

14. ahem It is Leave no childs behind.

let's get that straight - -- er - - - ah - - never mind.

[kestrel91316]

6. There's a particularly choice toon of elephant and boy that

goes with that last one, but I have been unable to stick it on.

[Rocknrule]

7. I got the idea from a South Park, but...

George Bush is in a chatroom with a teenage boy.

The boy says "I'm 8.5 inches"

And Bush says "Sorry, I'm not interested in midgets"

[LSK]

8. Why are Republicans unhappy after sex?

Mace.

[niyad]

9. my thanks to all of you--you are all very twisted and sick, and

WE LOVE IT!!!

[LSK]

10. get ahold of todays Stephanie Miller show

Its full of Republican pervert jokes!

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. Why did the Republican go to J. C. Penney's?

The ad proclaimed: Childrens clothing half off.

[banana republican]

12. Why are Republicans always on the bottom during sex???

Because they can only screw up...


Not all republicans are bad...some are dead!

Republicans sleep in twin beds -- some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats

Creationism: Pseudoscience that claims George W. Bush's resemblance to a chimpanzee is totally coincidental.

If George Bush was the answer, it must have been a stupid question

[LSK]

13. Anyone read Foleys new book?

Its a real page turner.

[truthisfreedom]

15. A Liberal, a Conservative, and a Republican are on the deck of the Titanic

(stolen)

when it hits an iceberg and all hell breaks loose. Deck chairs are sliding, people are screaming, and the Liberal shouts "we've got to save the children!" The Conservative yells back "fuck the children!" and the Republican blurts out "do you think we have time?"

[Deja Q]

16. GAAAAAAAAAH!

:rofl:

[SeattleVet]

17. Foley entered rehabilitation today,

and promised to turn over a new page.

[Rocknrule]

18. What's the difference between a teenage boy and a 747?

Some Republicans have never been in a 747