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NNN0LHI Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:44 PM
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Man Sees Virgin Mary In George Foreman Grill Drip Pan
http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/9708643/detail.html

ST. LOUIS -- Some have seen her in toast, in trees, even potato chips. Now one suburban St. Louis man says the Virgin Mary is in his refrigerator.

Last week, John Milonas was grilling a hamburger on his George Foreman Grill. When he went to clean the drip pan, something caught his eye.

He said it looks like the leftover grease created an image of the Virgin Mary. Milonas said he didn't know what to think, so he started showing his friends.

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:46 PM
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1. What a drip, man!
:rofl:

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bowens43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:46 PM
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2. What a nut-job.
"Hey guys, the virgin Mary is in my George Foreman Grill drip pan!"
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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:47 PM
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3. I thought it looked like a roaring twenties flapper
The guy substituting for KO said she was wearing a sombrero....

When one starts seeing religious icons in meat grease, it's time to find a life.
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calimary Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:48 PM
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4. Oh, for Pete's sake!
There are some days when I am unable to roll my eyeballs far enough...
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ewoden Donating Member (634 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:48 PM
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5. That's IT!!!!!!!! He's coming today!!!
In the form of a medium well done quarter pound mound of Red White and Blue American beef flesh!!!!!!

god is this great country or what?
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redherring Donating Member (214 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:48 PM
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6. When will it be on ebay?
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:49 PM
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7. "Milonas said he didn't know what to think"
Er...how about, 'what an interesting coincidence.' Or perhaps, 'isn't it amazing how the human brain strives to organize random information into coherent patterns.' Or even, 'hmm, that looks like the head of a woman in a shawl.'

But no, the obvious answer is that the Holy Mother of God decide to pay a visit to his sandwich press. Of course.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:49 PM
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8. signs and portents are accumulating rapidly now....
Only seven hours of rapture time left on the west coast. I've seen half a dozen apostle look-alikes walk past my office window in the last hour alone.
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:50 PM
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9. OH GOD!
Please rapture this guy!

or make him a cheeseburger or something........:crazy:
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guinivere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:54 PM
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10. What the hell?
:rofl:


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Bluzmann57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:55 PM
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11. Just got done with my Foreman machine
and all I saw were drippings that needed to be cleaned. Guess maybe I should look closer next time.
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Xeric Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 06:55 PM
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12. Clean that grill off.......
And God will punch you in the face.
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Virginia Dare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:21 PM
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13. A little bit of Simple Green will take care of that...n/t
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:24 PM
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14. Someone tell Ashcroft so he can annoint himself with holy drippings
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:26 PM
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15. So is that the final sign?
Let's see, we have Death, Pestilence, War and Plague? Oh no...sorry...it is Jesus on his white stallion. Wait, not today. :eyes:

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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:27 PM
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16. Seems like a likely spot for the Blessed Virgin to hang.
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flyarm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:34 PM
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17. thanks i needed that laugh...since i am not getting
Edited on Tue Aug-22-06 07:48 PM by flyarm
the keys to the person's rolls royce i requested for the dearly departed in the rapture..

i needed a good laugh...i really was thinking i was going to get those keys today..

dang..and to think that all those fundies got their hair and nails done for the rapture..and all i wanted was a set of keys!!

fly
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az chela Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 07:47 PM
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18. This is so weird cause I saw George Foreman
in a statue of virgin mary.Wow what are the chances???
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-22-06 09:11 PM
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19. Oh, that Mary.
She sure gets around, doesn't she?

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