Osama bin Laden to attack the Heartland? We'd better bomb Iran!

[TomClash]

Where have we heard this riff before?

:nuke:

[1620rock]

1. How can they attack the heartland???

We are fighting them over there so that we don't get hit over here!

[bonito]

2. Thats right, well, we better pass the patriot act then.

[TomClash]

5. That's right! Don't investigate - legislate!

Now you know why Our Maximum Leader wouldn't go to that sissy FISA Court!

[Oreo]

3. I can see it now

Evidence from the last OBL tape has given us proof that he is hiding out in Iran.
The bombing will begin immediately
end of story

[pinniped]

4. Iraq sold him solar powered drones with unlimited range.

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[BeHereNow]

6. DU minds think alike-

That was my very first thought when I opened the LBN
page here today and saw the thread about a new
OBL "tape" warning Americans about another attack.
For the record- terrorists don't issue warnings.
That's why it's called terrorism.
What crap.
MIHOP anyone?
BHN