Joe Lieberman announces new theme song for his new campaign:

[originalpckelly]

One
by
Three Dog Night

"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two

It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

It's just no good anymore since you went away

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One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

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One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest (number)
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

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One...! (one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do)
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One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do"

[originalpckelly]

1. This in combination with his new logo (featured last night)

is bound to give Joe a running start. (Though in his own world, not a cut and running start.)

[marmar]

2. Or how about "Cry Baby" by Madonna...

My guy is really something, he's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin, it doesn't take much to make him cry.
If you hurt someone helpless, it's like taking away all his toys,
He's just a cry baby boy.

My guy is sentimental, he's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do.
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor,
He's just a cry baby bore.

Chorus:

I don't want to hurt his feelings,
But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time,
If I turn out like him, I think I'm gonna cry, baby
La, la, la, la, la, la,
He's such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.

(Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else

My guy is such a wet noodle, he's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle, he can't even tell you why.
If you just play him a sappy song, he acts like his doggie just died,
He's just a cry baby guy.

(Spoken:) No kidding, oh dear

My guy is such a whiner, he's worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner, and the tears flow out of the blue.
And if I ask him to knock it off, he goes and cries in the can,
He's such a cry baby man.

(chorus)

I love a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.
He's such a cry baby,
La, la, la, la, la, la.

(Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank you.

[MaineYooper]

3. how about "It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to"? nt

[Stardust]

9. Or, "It's not my Party and I'll cry if I want to."//

[VolcanoJen]

4. Brilliant!!!!!!!!!

:yourock:

[originalpckelly]

7. It came to mind and the lyrics fit Joe's situation...

He is going to be getting lonelier.

[SoFlaJet]

5. I chuckled to myself after his speech

when they played Start Me Up by the Stones.."you make a grown man cry..."

[Rosco T.]

6. With a matching Bumper Sticker..

www.cafepress.com/democatic

[shain from kane]

8. Nick Lowe had an album called Party of One. Amazingly, it

contained this song ---



All Men Are Liars Lyrics

All Men, All Men are liars their words ain’t worth no more than worn out tires.
Hey Girls, bring rusty pliers to pull this tooth, all men are liars and that’s the truth.

Do you remember Rick Astley?
He had a big fat hit that was ghastly.
He said I’m never gonna give you up or let you down.
Well I’m here to tell ya that Dick’s a clown
Though he was just a boy when he made that vow.
I’d bet it all that he knows by now.

Chorus

Among god’s creatures man must be.
The most slimy and slippery now.
There stands the naked ape in a monkey suit.
Behind a little mustache he grew, the shifty brute.
All the ones not choking on the words they ate are
Sweating on getting their stories straight.

Chorus x 2


Don't think that it exactly fits, but good for a couple of laughs.