At the risk to my karma, my in-laws are fucking buffoons, ignorant

[catmandu57]

deluded, selfish, greedy, freeper sons o bitches. Not all of them just my wife's daddy and brother and his wife, who got a big dose of karma themselves yesterday, but that is another story.
Anyway, my wife goes to her aunts burial yesterday, dim bulb brother brings this picture of john fucking wayne with an amerikan flag background, bearing the words I never had to press 1 for english, daddy in the kitchen spouting off ditto spanks talking points on Anwar and how gasoline wouldn't cost as much if they wouldn't worry about the damn polar bears and just let them drill there.

I don't go to my wifes family gatherings, she brings the bad news to me when she comes home, she brings home the aforementioned piece of idiocy, and ruins my supper telling me about daddy.

I told her that yes, we having a growing hispanic population and that most of them do speak the spanish language, but so did the first generation Italians, Germans, anybody who came here from another country where English was not spoken, but, the succeeding generations assimilated and speak english.

Freeper brother runs a business and is not getting any work, this is the same idiot who bought the house next door so he could evict the gay couple living there, that blew up in his face.
What this idiot doesn't understand is that the economy is going south, and his competition is probably hiring illegals allowing them to come in under his bid.

Cracking down on illegals isn't the answer, cracking down on the people who hire them is the answer, make it hurt to hire undocumented workers and people will quit doing it.

My daddy in law is just a hardcore ditto spank, one of the 23%ers and proud of it. I fucking can't stand these assholes, sometimes I marvel that my wife came from the same gene pool, they're so fucked up insane.

Now that I've muddied up myself ranting about these idiots I'm going to have to do a cleansing, I just wanted people to know that these idiots are out there, they're who are still supporting * and henchmen and will go down with the ship.
I just don't want to go down with them.
RANT RANT ROAR. FUCK A BUNCH OF IGNORANT INCURIOUS INTELLECTUALLY DEAD FUCK WADS.

[displacedtexan]

1. You're related to the backside of the Bell Curve by marriage.

I'm related to them by blood.

My niece is so stupid that she thinks Rudy G. is a New York Jew.

My nephew is so stupid that he thinks George W. Bush is a war hero.

[OwnedByFerrets]

2. And we have

dimwit for "bring us all together". I think so many of us are in the same shoes that you are. We cant even visit relatives anymore because of the rift in this country which has been brought about my the right wing wackos.

[rwenos]

3. Feel Your Pain

Got same profile in my wife's family. Not her parents, but her sister's husband and children. Dedicated dittoheads. I'm 'the poor relation who can't support my wife because I live in California.' Like I'd live in suburban Houston for anything short of nuclear Armageddon.

All you can do is tell your wife how you feel (sounds like she already knows) and focus on the family members you CAN get along with. In my case, I can sit all day with my f*ckwad brother in law, so long as all we talk about is the San Francisco 49ers. (He will also discuss the Houston Texans, but not the Oakland Raiders or Green Bay Packers.)

Simply put, these people have bullying personalities. What the Brits call "anti-social behavior."

You can't change 'em. Comfort yourself that you got the good one in the family, and try to keep the bad Karma from your kids.

[catmandu57]

6. I got the pick of the litter

but sometimes I look at her and say who the hell are you and where is my wife?
She's obtained a very good liberal eduction over the last 21 years.

[rwenos]

7. Genetic Roulette

You obviously got the winner in the gene pool. Treasure her. Talk about football or NASCAR with the f*ckwads. You'll know what to do.

[Cerridwen]

4. If you decide you're willing to take another karmic "hit" -

make your BIL's head explode.

Meet John Wayne's widow http://www.pilarwayne.com/bio.html

"Pilar and John Wayne shared 27 years and were blessed with three children, Aissa, Ethan, and Marisa."

He didn't have to press 1 for English, he may have understood Spanish?

[rwenos]

5. "That's Different"

Pilar "knew her place." Supine, apparently.

Yecchhhhhh!

[Ioo]

8. I want to here the Gay Backfire story...

[drm604]

9. Ditto n/t

[bbernardini]

11. Same! nt

[catmandu57]

12. Okay

I spoke about this extensively three years ago when it happened, but it's time for an update.
Freeper bil and sil live on a private lake, they rented there for a long time and finally bought a house there. At the time the house next door to the one they bought was up for sale, a gay couple was renting it, this homophobe borrowed ten thousand dollars from daddy bought the house evicted the couple and tried to rent it out.
It was trouble from the getgo, his tenants tore the place up, didn't pay rent, one woman tried to trade sex for rent, I don't know how that went.
Finally, they were getting crushed under the weight of trying to pay two mortages, upkeep and repair and put the house up for sale, it took almost a year and they finally sold the house at a loss.

Meanwhile the house they're living in is falling apart, structural problems not discovered during the presale inspection are turning up, they're fixable, but, it's going to take several thousand dollars to do it, he probablly crawled to daddy for the money.

Plus his business has gone to hell, they're living on his wifes income, she has health problems now, they thought she had lung cancer, but it turned out to be something else not quite so bad.

Yesterday driving home a semi truck cut them off on the interstate and they came a whisker away from being invilved in a serious wreck, one would think that these are some serious wake up calls, but, these two go on bigoted, hating, stocking up on the ammo, cussing liberals because the pigboy has told them to.
I don't have any sympathy for them, like many others here my sympathy well has run dry, they're reaping what they sowed.

[Bjornsdotter]

13. Me too! n/t

[drm604]

10. Wait wait wait... I need some clarification...

Did he actually bring the john fucking wayne picture to the actual funeral?

Was it a picture of the movie star John Wayne, or was it gay porn (John fucking Wayne)? :evilgrin:

[catmandu57]

14. I don't know if you'de call it a funeral

The aunt died over a month ago, they had her cremated and were burying her ashes between her parents graves yesterday. I could probablly find the picture, but i'm not getting into that sewer to find it.
It was old johnny boy in his cowboy uniform, the one he got from central casting, just like every other uniform he ever put on, with an amerikan flag backdrop.
It was a stupid wingnut printout, I'm sure it's making the rounds over at that unmentioned place.

[Blue Belle]

16. Do they know that John Wayne isn't even his REAL name??

His real name was Marion... real macho eh? :eyes:

[babydollhead]

15. get this...

...deep Georgia, last year, standing around a fire at a funeral for my husbands cousin, we're approached by a drunken big bellied redneck, "I hear you guys are tree-huggers. I'm an oil man, lets talk.."He went on and on, "Do I drive an SUV? hell yes. Do I think we should dig in Alaska for oil. Sure. We don't dig down, we dig sideways. Do I worry we'll run out of gas? hell, not in my lifetime." As he went on and on, I interupted him and said, "You say your willing to talk, but you haven't let me speak at all. The difference between us is that I feel like crying when I think about the world we are leaving for our children, and grandchildren." I may as well have been talking to the trees.

[catmandu57]

17. Was he jabbing a dirty finger into your chest

as he explained his talking points?

[Gloria]

18. I feel your pain. My mother and brother are 23 percenters....

My head is sore from banging it against the wall so often....