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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 07:11 PM
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President Weekly Address re: the apocalypse
Edited on Sat Jul-15-06 07:11 PM by Bleachers7
Bush was all over this one.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/49179

God Worried that apocalypse may not live up to expectations.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44440
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 07:12 PM
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1. I love the onion
but I can't even make myself want to laugh anymore lately.
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 07:23 PM
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2. Go see Bart
See if he has anything to laugh about. :evilgrin:




Did the CIA tell you that? :bounce: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 08:48 PM
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3. Sorry, just being depressed.
n/t
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 09:08 PM
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4. None of that! We'll not have it!
Go flirt with a pretty woman, Get yourself a jalepeno cheeseburger, rent some Monty Python.

Thats an order DAMMIT!
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-15-06 10:48 PM
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5. Flirting with anyone but my wife will get me hurt but
I have The Holy Grail on DVD. Thank you Doctor.
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-16-06 09:57 AM
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6. If your wife is the pretty woman you get extra points!
Greatly increases your chances of getting lucky! (sex is one of the greatest anti-depressants)

Rent The Meaning of Life, much more relevant. :)
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