Limbaugh's own words

[theboss]

"Abstinence prevents sexually transmitted disease and pregnancy - every time it's tried."

[Marr]

1. Oh, silly- that's wisdom for the idiot serfs to live by. Rush is

a big-time GOP insider.

[Redstone]

2. "Except when you're a fat rightwing blowhard...but then the pregnancy

aspect isn't a problem, because men (or boys) can't get pregnant."

Redstone

[riderinthestorm]

3. Does anyone know, was he on his show today?

Did he mention his latest brush with the authorities?

[Jeanette in FL]

5. Yep, he was on

He started off the show laughing hysterically saying "I don't know how Bob Dole's luggage got on my plane". Then he said that his doctor misunderstood him, he said "I told him I was worried about the upcoming election".

Later on he said "I told the custom's agent that I bought them at the Clinton Library gift shop, I thought they were blue M&M's".

Oh yeah, he was a riot today. Also said that he had a great trip "Wishes he could tell us about it".

I just had to listen to him for myself today. Only could manage the first hour or so.

[MrSlayer]

4. Yeah, a broken clock is right twice a day.

What he said there is true. I'm not seeing your point.

[theboss]

8. He is apparently not practicing abstinence himself

Unless the Viagra is to trade for Oxycontin.

[Lost-in-FL]

6. Wonder if he was on Viagra or Oxycontin when he said it.

:think:

[WillieDee]

7. Someone with access to his "24/7" archive...

...Should do a search for "viagra." I can remember him -- fairly recently, in fact -- making snide comments about the drug.

There's probably some stuff on there that could come back to bite him in the butt.