If I came across a freeper in the desert...

[Jara sang]

Dying of thirst. I would not offer him/her my canteen. I would simple ride on. Freepers and Republicans, you are traitors to the United States.

[Jaundice James]

1. I would...

leave 'em one of those lattes they like to make fun of us for drinking.

And offer him some cheese.

And water with mercury in it.

And some tuna fish.

And a ride in my hybrid vehicle.

Or leave him to be eaten by an endangered species.

-JJ

[jdlh8894]

5. So much for Compassion!!

I hope that myself,my wife,my daughters ,or son NEVER meet YOU!!!

[Jaundice James]

11. Hey...

I'm OK. It's my alter ego, Jaundice James, that's the real motherfucker. ;) -JJ

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. I'd taunt him with it.

Like Tuco with Blondie.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. I'd give the freeper all that I could spare.

I refuse to sink to that level.
If on the other hand, the freeper was trying to steal my canteen, I'd have no problem fighting back. And hard.

[Jara sang]

4. And have him spit right back in your face in contempt?

I would say "Fuck you, you got yourself in this mess, now get yourself out" Needless to say, in a month the freeper would be nothing but a pile of bleached bones and I would not shed a single tear.

[Gormy Cuss]

9. Spitting is an assault and also a waste of my water.

That would be time to fight back.

[I_Make_Mistakes]

6. As a serious Christian, I would give him a little of my H2 and

tell him to pray for more as I rode off. They have made a mockery of my beliefs, so, I would offer immediate relief and let THEIR God do the rest.

[proud patriot]

7. I'd give him a drink

I'd remind him a liberal helped him
in his time of need before I rode on.

[PWRinNY]

10. Perfect!

I'd do the same.

[Redstone]

8. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. The blood of 2,500 good American

soldiers, plus the wounded, plus the dead Iraqis, are on those rightwing assholes' hands.

Redstone

[Jaundice James]

12. I'd piss on him. n/t

[Redstone]

13. So would I, but only if he WASN'T on fire.

Redstone

[Jaundice James]

15. I'd light him on fire and then piss on him. n/t

[Redstone]

17. Now THERE's a plan!

Redstone

[Jara sang]

14. I suppose you would never find a freeper in the desert.

They are all cowards. They can't get their sorry asses over to Iraq but they have no problem sending other peoples children off to their deaths. Freepers are the "shit themselves" type of coward. They disgust me.

[Redstone]

18. Now THERE'S a good point.

Redstone

[Mikimouse]

16. I would feel compelled to help him out with a ...

purple heart bandaid for his blisters.