Let's play a little game.

[Tyler Durden]

I'll go first:

Conservative is to Neocon as...Elitist Gourmet is to Hannibal Lecter.

Both love a good meal, one just isn't as picky about the species being served for dinner.

[Tyler Durden]

1. Bush Supporter Neocon is to Nazi as....

an apple is to an apple.

[TygrBright]

2. ....as a vendor of composting toilets is to....

...a primate in a zoo.

Both believe shit can be functional, but one thinks the "function" is to relieve boredom by flinging it around.

This is fun!

participatorially,
Bright

[zbdent]

6. "If you have any poo,

fling it now . . ."

[Tyler Durden]

3. The Pig Bush is to a real Pig as:

...an apple is to an apple.

Shit. I got to come up with some differences here.

[Marr]

4. mud is to water. The only meaningful distinction between the two is

that neocons have taken all the things that Republicans have traditionally hidden (wars of aggression, debt, assaults on the middle class, welfare for the wealthy, the corporate agenda, authoritarian government, etc.) and placed them proudly on the table, calling them virtues. They may differ wildly from the idealized "conservative", but true conservatives haven't existed in our government for decades- if indeed they ever did. They're as fringe as the communist party.

Neocons are, in my opinion, a distilled version of the real GOP.

[Tyler Durden]

5. The Pig Bush is to one of our loyal soldiers...

Like a Necrophiliac is to a Funeral Director.

Both deal with dead people, one just gets too big a kick out of it.

[Tyler Durden]

7. The Pig Bush is to a real conservative....

...as a brain dead vegetable is to a coma patient.

One of them might wake up, one day. But not likely.

[Tyler Durden]

8. The Pig Bush is like a dead deer a week on the road...

Both need to be gotten rid of quickly before they stink up the place worse than they have, one just has more flies buzzing around it.