Only Five Shopping Days Until the Approxalypse

[dave29]

You heard me right, and this time I'm pretty damned certain. For God's sake, in five days, it will be 6/6/6. The number of Beelzebub, Satan, Fear his very self.

Trumpets will sound, spittle will fly from the mouths of the righteous, and there may be some looting.

Prepare yeselves, fer doom surely awaits

[stepnw1f]

1. yeah... sure.. sure... you'll be ok (nt)

[dave29]

2. No, I'm series1!

n/t

[SteppingRazor]

5. Yeah this will be huge!!!111!!! n/t

[Deja Q]

3. 06/06/2006. I see nothing of concern.

[Greeby]

4. Thinking of which

Woe to you Oh Earth and Sea
for the Devil sends the beast with wrath
because he knows the time is short
Let him who hath understanding
reckon the number of the beast
for it is a human number
its number is six hundred and sixty six



:evilgrin:

[The Gunslinger]

10. Up the Irons!!!!! nt

[liberal N proud]

6. Cleveland radio station offering $666 dollars to anyone giving birth on

6/6/06
They are also offering additional cash if they will name their kid Damian.

I can't get the link to their web site where I am right now.
www.wmms.com

[Turbineguy]

7. Looting?

I'd like a new DVD player. I wonder if looting it voids the warrenty.

[dave29]

9. not if it's God-sanctioned looting

under section 4 code seven of proverbs (in the fine print)

[still_one]

8. you are not off your meds again are you?

[dave29]

11. No, but I did stay at a Holyday Inn Express last night

;)

[still_one]

24. LOL

[liberal N proud]

12. This is by the Gregorian calendar but what if God is using the Julian

Julian calendar or one of his own? Maybe we are truly in 1984 and the Millennium is yet to happen.

[dave29]

15. God sucks at math - that's why it's the approxalypse

Jesus Christ people, don't you know anything about Heisenberg's uncertainty principle... if we knew exactly when we were going to hell, we might try to enjoy the ride

[Kadie]

13. According to this news report, today is actually the day...

story and video here...
http://cbs13.com/local/local_story_151200932.html

[dave29]

17. Damn Greek Transcribers

At least I can go home from work early, I want to say buh-bye to my cats

[Dr.Phool]

14. The apocolypse is already here

Hurricane season opened today.

[Freddie Stubbs]

16. And six days until the nuclear war with Iran...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=895089

[Junkdrawer]

18. Good news and bad news:

Bad News: Hell and Chaos will reign.

Good News: The Fundies will be gone.

[sutz12]

19. Geez, I hope so...

This place will be a lot more livable without all them Christians screwing it up. My place isn't too near a airport glide path, so I should be OK.

Come on Rapture! :rofl:

[dave29]

20. I need me some rapture too

it sounds kind of hot

[KansDem]

21. I'll wait until after the Apocalypse

and pick up some bargains during the "Post-Apocalypse Day Sales!"

I need a new drill...

[yella_dawg]

22. According to NPR a while back...

there was a transcription error discovered, and the real mark of the beast is 616. So today's the day. I'm stuck in the capitol of the redneck/fundie nation, so I can't really tell if hell reigns on earth or if it's just another day in East Texas.

[The_Casual_Observer]

23. Is it the Approximate Apocalypse?

[npincus]

25. and you can buy Bride of Satan's new tome:

at bookstores on 6/6/6.

[dave29]

26. It would be so sad if someone SPIT TOBACCO JUICE ON ANN COULTERS TOME

I would never do it, personally, especially with the approxalypse approaching