Are liberals behind the recent Gator attacks?

[Botany]

Fox Question

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Bill Clinton is behind the gator attacks.

[etherealtruth]

6. I disagree

It's Hillary's fault.

Idiots!

[NoPasaran]

14. Hillary and the rest of the DLC!

[Redneck Socialist]

2. Must be those damn environmentalists fault

You know they're just a bunch of dirty hippie, commie, homo-terrarists don'tcha?

Or whatever that faux hate of the moment is. (Did I leave anything out?)

on edit: Oh yeah, gator's hate amurica too!

[Botany]

4. Ilegal imigrants

I think they are the "boogie man" of the hour.

[Redneck Socialist]

12. Maybe the gators are illegal immigrants.

That's it, dirty commie, homo-terrarist, environmental liebruls let illegal gators into the country and they're gobbling up good, hard werkin', god fearin' 'muricans! They must be stopped!!!!111! I'm series!!!!!1111! THIS IS HUGH1111!111!!!!

[Mythsaje]

3. Those aren't alligators...

they're giant roving Clenisis.

[TheFarseer]

5. that wouldn't be the craziest thing I've seen on that channel

[yurbud]

7. yes, we are. human overpopulation is a serious problem so...

We are increasing the number of crackers gators can cull from the herd.

[Ksec]

8. ha.! Liberals alligators have giant laser beams on their heads

We dont need no steeenkin teeth. Our laser beams are much more powerful.

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. Oh no

there on to me.

[savemefromdumbya]

10. No Laura Bush prefers Gators

to her husband

[jody]

11. Absolutely, we put them on the endangered species list and stopped

hunting. The only problem is they aren't trained to just eat Republicans although further analysis may show that the victims so far are Repugs.
:rofl:

[Ksec]

13. The alligators tried repuke meat

They spit it out and complained they tasted like shit.

[mike6640]

15. I can't attest to the gators,

But I personally had a hand in several 'snailings' last summer.

Never made the news, though.

M

[KharmaTrain]

16. I Thought It Was Bears...

Or was that snakes or lions or tigers?

CNN shows a story today of a Bear walking into someone's home and mauling a lady...like it happens all the time in everyone's neighborhood. Watch out! Yogi's off his meds and he's pissed.

But then being in the great Midwest, the only Bears we care about wear football helmets and the only gator attacts we fear are from people in Izod shirts.

Oh...the other day the doofus on CNN was doing their "Hurricane preparedness" report...had me make sure I had a check-list should a hurricane hit my house (which is over 1,000 from the closest coastline). I made sure I had plenty of :popcorn: and beverages on hand to watch all the moron reporters who will ride into those storms just to tell us how windy and rainy it is.

Is it me, or does it seem every wacko story comes from a southern state these days????

[Rex]

17. Yes

Another hoax! :popcorn:

[Golden Raisin]

18. Repubs/Neocons hate/fear anything that has gay in it.

Gaytors - gators; - same unholy, America-destroying, Satan-worshipping thing. And everyone knows Clinton money & influence is backin' those damn, commie, terrorist, Christ-hatin' reptiles.

[JackBeck]

19. Nope. It's the Dixie Chicks. n/t