THE DEMOCRATIC DAILY
Bush Denies Existence of Mars Invasion Plans
Posted by Donnie McDaniel
May 18th, 2006 @ 12:35 pm
The Katrinacrat Times, is reporting that Bush has now added another enemy to his list. Today’s Katrinacrat Times reports on the increased tension between the U.S. and Mars. It seems like only yesterday, that we found life on other planets, and now Bush is on the verge of destroying yet another close relationship with someone considered an ally.
Two months ago, Bushco became aware of oil on the planet of Jupiter. What we once did not know existed, now became a point of Corporate Greed. VP Cheney was described as “A lil school girl who got her first kiss” by a high level source who asked not to have her name of “Judy Miller” known. So you know that The Katrinacrat Times will go to all extents to avoid disclosure of Judy’s name.
When Bush/Cheney asked Mars to be part of a coalition to rid “Jupiter of terrorist”, Mars stood its ground, and denounced it as “Greed and the ongoing disaster of the war on terror” and outright refused to be part of the “Boy king’s Agenda”.
Has Bush gone too far?
Martian President, Blook Jandick, issued a blistering statement today, against President Bush. Tensions between the U.S. and Mars have increased in recent weeks, after Bush declared Mars to be a “Rogue Planet”, that has “Terrorist ties” after Mar’s refusal to join the coalition to invade Jupiter.
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http://blog.thedemocraticdaily.com/?p=3035#more-3035