Bush is now trying to affect a MISSISSIPPI drawl!

[Bluebear]

Lawdy, Lawdy is this man phony through and through y'all.

[Nerdling]

1. You're right

What an assclown.

[Bluebear]

7. "An old-fashion revahval widdout electricity. I picked a fella ah trust!"

Holy cannoli.

[raccoon]

2. See, if George Clooney were president, I bet he could do a good

Mississippi accent.

[AlCzervik]

3. did you hear him say "I've never seen so many blood shot eyes"

except of course for when he looks in the mirror.

[acmavm]

4. A Mississippi drawl? I'm still trying to figure out how the

Connecticut cowboy got the Texas speech impediment.

edit: Not saying all Texans have a speech impediment. But I sure would be outraged if I were you hearing that idiot trying to imitate a real Texan.

[napi21]

5. I'd like to see him work on just plain english!

He's made up so many words in the last five years, he needs his very own dictionary!

[ugarte]

6. Like Woody Allen's "Zelig"...he's somebody else in every picture...nt

[AlCzervik]

8. are people yelling or is that my neighbors?

[Bluebear]

9. Ah think it's some younguns brought to see their Preddint.

What's with the map, is that so he can turn around if he forgets where he is?

[AlCzervik]

13. Those poor children, that should be thought of as abuse, as for the map---

"See what ya got riggghhthere is your Gulf Oppurtunity zone hehehehe"

He didn't say that but i'm sure if he was going to it would sound something like that.

[Bluebear]

14. SKREEEEEE!!

The baby is the only one not under his lying spell!

[deminks]

10. He just said 25 million had been spent, and 60 million was still

coming, when he meant billion. He tried to correct himself, but it came out mmmbbbillion. I long for the day when we have a leader who can speak anything.

[Bluebear]

11. 'Ah remember people hollerin' for trailers!"

:crazy:

[AlCzervik]

12. "Uh, huh, ya see we deregualted thing" like thats a good thing

[deminks]

15. There is gonna be a buildin boom here in Mizzippi. Loza jobs are comin.

Not, however, in NOLA, evidently. Eggzitin time down here in Mizzippi, though.

[Bluebear]

17. Just the rebuilding of Trent Lott's ocean home will be a boom.

Doncha know.

[deminks]

18. Just soz he can sit on Trent's porch and talk politics - a comment

which was actually an insult to Trent, 'cause that's where Trent learnt politics from the old retired farts on his grandaddy's porch.

[Bluebear]

16. "SBA" stands for "Slow Bureaucratic Paperwork".....

:WTF: