Oh, Rude One... I think I love you...

[Coexist]

On the media and Kennedy:

Maybe it's too hopeful to say that the mainstream media knows a Condit-like distraction when it sees it now. Because there's always the next missing white woman or David Blaine emerging from his bubble (or dying. Whatever). And certainly Greta Van Susterenenenenen will talk about Kennedy's accident for weeks, with Fox "News" and Malkin and others floggin' the story that Kennedy got "preferential treatment," never recognizing the hypocrisy in decrying whatever way Kennedy was treated while ignoring the way in which admitted drug addict Rush Limbaugh was handled like a delicate flower whose bloom would forever be slightly less glorious if he was treated like every other sad junkie.

Such a way with words. Sigh.
:loveya:

[Dudley_DUright]

1. ...But I wanna know for sure...

He is the Shakespeare of swearwords.

[Coexist]

5. second only to Ralphie's dad:

"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master."

[Warpy]

7. My pop grew up in Indiana, either taught or learned from

Ralphie's dad. Because of his mentoring in profanity, I was able to pursue a short but colorful career as a roadie in the 60s by outcussing all of my male coworkers, gaining their respect, and not getting hit on by every drugged out loser backstage who thought I must be a plainclothes groupie.

The only person I ever heard come close to my pop was a neighbor who used to get a snootful of Old Popskull and threaten the next door neighbor lady with a shotgun while describing her ancestry, anatomy, proclivities, and ultimate destination at great length and in florid detail, at least until the cops showed up.

Rude's great, but he's got a way to go in the cussing department. He has the vocabulary. He just needs to know how to string 'em together better.

[guinivere]

2. hee hee

sigh



Oh Rude One :yourock:

[MrModerate]

3. How's Malkin gonna shit now that she's been torn . . .

Three new assholes?

[Coexist]

4. with great difficulty, I hope.

[DemoTex]

6. A masturbatory masterpiece!

I virtual circle-jerk! However, that picture of Malkin's dildo just won't leave my mind's eye.

[murray hill farm]

8. oh...yes!

I soooooooo love the Rude One.