Botany will be delivering a gift from us (the EDV of the KOEB) on Friday

[Sydnie]

to Stephanie Miller. What should I say in my email to her to give her a heads up about the gift and our one and only Botany?

I sent Botany a KOEB mug and he will be adding some flowers to it for her. :)

So, what should I say to her to open the door for Botany?

[Berry Cool]

1. How about...

"Steph, open the door for Botany"!

Or...

"Botany's parole officer says he'll be out soon for good behavior. Please give him a chance."

Well, it's a thought, anyway. :shrug:

[WhirlyGirl]

2. "Pay no attention to those handcuffs."

. . . Seriously... how about:

"Best wishes, Stephanie, from all your fans in the Keith Olbermann Clubhouse at DemocraticUnderground.com. PS: Botany's not as dangerous as he looks!"

[Botany]

3. How about?

"Give us the dish Girlfriend. Is he as cute as he sound on the radio?"

Hey 40 is in your rear view mirror so you might as well settle for something.

Oh Botany, he was the greatest 39 seconds of my life.

Sex is more fun when you have more than one.

I got his ex wife's phone # ..... want it?

[Sydnie]

4. ROFL

How is a girl suppose to pick just one of THOSE suggestions Botany?














You know I :loveya: shhh don't tell Bleev or Sparky.

[Botany]

5. You are my FAV EDV too

Please don't tell the others .... they can be sooooo catty.

especially crispini

[RevCheesehead]

6. It seems to me that quoting Botany himself may be the best:

Please remember to keep the bathroom door closed.... it's all about mystery. :)

[Botany]

7. Hey Rev,

How about?
Gee, he is horse like.
He has all of his own teeth
He has that Viagra 4 hour side effect without the Viagra
Despite the EDVs being drunk and willing remained a
gentleman ...... although he did watch them change through
the open window.
He is not sullied like Crispini.
He does not point and laugh in bed.

Rev ..... also check out the fun you and Crispini are having in Door County
and the Safe House .... do you want sparky to come and rescue you?

[crispini]

8. Well on a serious note tell Steph that we of the KOEB

think that she's da bom, and she rocks infinitely.

On a non-serious note, tell her that the cyber-vixens of the KOEB have already formed a line around the block for KO, so she may as well settle for Botany. :evilgrin::rofl:

Eh, tell her that .... well, she COULD do worse. :P

Seriously, cheers to you, Botany, and to Steph. Just have fun, and leave your pink furry handcuffs at home. Bullwhips and riding crops aren't appropriate for a first date either. :7