KOEB Meeting: 06/07/06 -- Who Saw This Coming? Edition

[Patsy Stone]

ed: cause I like this picure better. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

1. I didn't see these NEW GLASSES coming!

Narrow lenses, visible frames! Interesting!

:hi: Pats and all!

on edit: Looking forward to seeing him LAY INTO Annthrax. I don't think there's no such thing as bad publicity with her. I think she needs all the bad publicity she can get, so people can see what she REALLY is.

[Patsy Stone]

And is this the T-I-Double GG-R tie?

Hi, Berry!

[WolverineDG]

21. Why, yes indeedy it is

the much-coveted Tiggr tie! :loveya:

:hi: Pats!!

Wow, only 18-24 mos until the ground forces are broken. KO asks: what happens if we need them after that? My answer, which is the subtext of what Wilkerson said: WE'RE SCREWED!

dg

[Patsy Stone]

28. Sweetie darling!

If anyone would have known, it would have been you. It didn't look like it in the beginning, because there was so much of it showing. With his jacket open, the pattern appeared more regualar.

That is EXACTLY what Wilkerson was saying. That interview was great.

:hi:

ed: gram.

[WolverineDG]

35. He said "bring back conscription"

and all hell will break loose.

dg

[bleever]

6. Those aren't Ashleigh Banfield's old glasses, are they?

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

34. I miss Ashleigh Banfield.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

25. Please do not put

KO, lay, & Annthrax in the same sentence. :o

dg

[Berry Cool]

41. OK, sorry. Should have known better!

Aw, Keith gave a nice tribute to Rick Kaplan and even imitated him.

[Muffstser]

2. Last night till I leave on vacation! Madonna, here I come!

The good news: we've got killer seats. The bad? Madge hates air conditioning, and the concert is in...ARIZONA!!!

(If you hear about some ding-dong wearing a "What Would Madonna Do?" T-shirt passing out, it's yours truly.)

[Berry Cool]

5. Have fun!

In the meantime, enjoy Keith!

on edit: Yeah, I'm LIKING the new glasses!

[Muffstser]

22. My cat is protesting my leaving, by the way.

She's been sitting on my suitcase, yowling her head off. They always know!

[Patsy Stone]

23. Still on the fence

about the glasses. I like the shape and color, but the invisibility factor allowed more Keef to show through.

[Patsy Stone]

9. LOL

I like that shirt. Have you seen Julie Brown's "Dare to Be Truthful"? A parody of "Truth or Dare"? If you haven't you should. It's a riot.

Have a great time on your vacay! :hi:

[ralps]

10. Hi Muffster, I hope you all have lots of fun!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Muffstser]

26. I'll give you a full report when I get back! Here's a preview:

The moment I'm most looking forward to is her disco tribute, complete with white "Travolta" suit. She dances the entire "You Should Be Dancing" scene, complete with Russian splits. Here's a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0m8nz9E181U&search=blehpunk%20artrod.org

[Berry Cool]

47. Speaking of dancing...you know that dancing video guy??

He's from Lakewood! See, Northeast Ohio IS good for something besides guys who wack off in the library!

[Olney Blue]

53. LOL!

:rofl:


He was a great dancer. The other guy, well I wouldn't know.....

[ralps]

3. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone, Or maybe the Insanity Edition?? Having Man Coulter

& the Marriage Amendnent & the Haditha Coverup IMO sure qualifies as Insanity. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Hi, ralps!

Yes, she's something else. Some other species.

[Greylyn58]

4. Evening All

Good to have Keith back!! :woohoo:

:hi: Patsy and :hi: to my fellow KOEBers!!! :grouphug:

[Patsy Stone]

11. Hey, Greylyn and Sheridan!

Ooh, GO, Larry Wilkerson!

[ralps]

24. Hi Greylyn58 & Sheridan

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Clark2008]

7. Can't wait for the Ann Rant...

Goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie....

:evilgrin:

:hi: ladies!

[Patsy Stone]

16. It will be delicious

As is this Larry Wilkerson interview. :hi:, Clark!

[SharonRB]

8. Hi, Pats, Hi, everyone

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

18. Hi, Sharon!

He's off to a great start this evening. It's gonna be a great show if it's all this good. Too bad that he's covering the NASCAR Scieentology story tonight. I felt lucky the other day when it was listed in the newsletter, but didn't materialize. Sadly, it's apparently alive and well and was still in the tape deck. :(

[rusty charly]

12. powell will live with that image-

of testifying, for the rest of his life.

and there's negriponte and feith, looking down, like they don't want to be on camera.

[Patsy Stone]

30. The tuuuuubes.

Hi, rc.

I'm suprised they were able to be captured on film. Usually it's difficult when you're a vampire.

[Olney Blue]

62. Colin Powell was used and discarded. I wish he would

tell all, and I mean all, about this cabal.

Hi Rusty! :hi:

[bleever]

13. KO asking incisive questions of Larry Wilkerson.

I.e., what was your state of mind when you prepared for Powell's UN speech?

Was there a concerted effort to discredit Wilson? A: Yes.

What's our Army gonna look like if/when we get out of Iraq? A: Broken.

Great interview!

[Olney Blue]

57. It was an impressive interview.

hi, bleever :hi:

[SharonRB]

15. Everyone, please go see my thread re: voting for Nancy Skinner

If you haven't voted for someone else in DFA's poll, please vote for her. I posted a slightly different link, as the first one stopped working.

Thanks!

[rusty charly]

17. does rummy ever

accidentally put his choppers in upside down?

looked like it that last shot...

[RevCheesehead]

38. LOL

I knew something was wrong in that shot. :hi:

[Swamp Rat]

19. "... It's a 'her' right?"

:rofl:



Way'at y'all! :hi:

[ralps]

39. Way'at Swamp Rat!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Swamp Rat]

50. Hey ralps!

I'm looking forward to the Anthrax segment! :bounce:

[Olney Blue]

97. Hi Swamp Rat!

:hi:

[Swamp Rat]

106. Hi Olney Blue!

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

111. I take it you are not a fan of Ann Coulter....

:rofl:

I got a PM from someone on the mopaul threat the other night that mopaul is alive and well. (shhhhh-don't tell anyone!)

[Swamp Rat]

120. PLEASE PM me!

Where is he posting? I miss his art!!! :bounce:

[bleever]

68. I've been looking forward to seeing what you had for this story,

Swampy.

Too real, man.


:7

[Swamp Rat]

108. Oi bleever

:hi:

[ralps]

20. LOL Keith just questioned if Ann Coulter was a woman!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

37. See, I knew he was going to get around to the "I think she used to be

a man" statement.

It's rather Freudian of him, perhaps, but Keith seems to think Ann is frustrated because some time ago, she lost something very important to her. (Maybe her tranny experience was not voluntary. Maybe she was in an accident or something.)

[RevCheesehead]

51. Maybe her parents had to choose.

They chose poorly.

[RevCheesehead]

27. Hi, y'all!

I love listening to Keithus Interruptus (at least the first 15 minutes). :hi:

Keith: :loveya: The glasses - not so much.

[ralps]

33. Hi RevCheesehead, did you finally get your laundry done?

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

54. Lord, no.

I'm now on load #11 or 12 - I've lost count!

Hiya ralps :hi:

[ralps]

29. Awww David Shuster covering the 6/6/06 elections & The new Delay

scandal!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

32. One of the best out there.

:loveya:, David!

[Olney Blue]

31. Hi Patsy and everyone!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

36. Como va, Olney?

:hi:

[Olney Blue]

43. Bien, gracious.

I'm a bit bummed by the loss in the CA race for the Pukester's seat.

[Patsy Stone]

55. Don't despair

It would have been nice, but I'm likin' the fact that it was close.

[Olney Blue]

65. Me too. Makes 'em sweat.

[WolverineDG]

40. Stupid question time

why all the switching to the "gay" avatars? Is that to show opposition to the damned "Marriage Protection" crap & support of the GLBT community?

dg

[SharonRB]

42. Yes.

[WolverineDG]

Ok, I missed those

off to change my avatar.

dg

[ralps]

48. There are a few threads in GD where people were asking if we would

use "gay" avatars for the week. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rusty charly]

44. OT:

dixie chicks are still #1 at iTunes

back to the show

[rusty charly]

45. banana phooooooooooooooooone!!!!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

52. Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring...

:rofl: Too funny.

[RevCheesehead]

56. Only way to make it funnier...

is to put one in the Chimperor's hand.

[Patsy Stone]

58. And

it has to play the song. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

61. And....

he could be calling Silvio! :rofl:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

46. KO/Annthrax GD threads.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2667448
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1377019
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1377016
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2667444
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1376923

[Wetzelbill]

49. Come on baby light my fire!

Yes, RevCheesehead, Batman is talking to you!!!!!!

[RevCheesehead]

59. *swoon*

Wetzel:loveya:bill

[Berry Cool]

60. Be patient with Keith. He's convinced this HGH thing will be

the baseball scandal to end all baseball scandals, because this particular player has been on SO many teams. He's like the Patient Zero of the HGH scandal.

[Olney Blue]

101. That was a nice thread on the Greatest page last weekend, WB.

[Wetzelbill]

109. glad you liked it

:)

[RevCheesehead]

63. So, when's Bud Selig gonna do the honorable thing and retire?

Or at least get a better rug?

[bleever]

64. If Botany shows up, it'll be the first time we've had this many males

in attendance in at least a year.

How can he Bay Air to miss this historic moment?

[RevCheesehead]

66. Better get the fresh potpourri.

And the cobwebs need sweeping out of the men's room, too. (or so I imagine) :hi:

[bleever]

71. Potpourri? Hell, in the KOEB men's room we just

burn old tires.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

74. Mmmmm.....

Kinda like Grey Flannel, huh?

[Berry Cool]

67. I don't know, but we can always hope another man shows up.

Say, Ann Coulter? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

70. Didja notice earlier, the graphic calling her a Vixen?

I take issue with that.

[bleever]

75. Are you sure the word wasn't "Vexin'"?

[bleever]

69. "Cuz I'm a creeeeeeep...."

LOL. Whose version was that?

:rofl:

[rusty charly]

72. speaking of creeps...

[Patsy Stone]

73. That

was Richard Cheese. :)

[bleever]

80. Is he single?

You know what I'm thinking?

:)

[Patsy Stone]

88. No need

the change the monograms? :)

[bleever]

100. Ding!

And you maintain control of the board.

:)

[Olney Blue]

90. You seduce her, and then drop her?

:shrug:

[bleever]

104. I'm in a matchmaking frame of mind.

BTW, the tailor Motl Tomzoil is already taken.

:(

[Muffstser]

76. Can I smack Ann C oulter now?

She is E-V-I-L. Good for Matt Lauer for standing to her.

[Greylyn58]

96. Sheridan wants to bury her boney ass

deep in the ground. I had to explained to him that she's a toxic bitch and that biting into that harpy would make him very sick.

Much as I'd love to watch him do it, I don't want my dog catching rabies since it appears this stupid cow is loaded up with the virus. She's practically foaming at the mouth.

[RevCheesehead]

99. Thank you for stopping him.

I'd hate for anything awful to happen to Sheridan. *woof*
:hi:

[Olney Blue]

107. I can't imagine that sweet dog of yours near that rabid bat!

[CBHagman]

117. Coulter is the kind rats and cannibals would spit out.

That just occurred to me after seeing that clip of her...

[Olney Blue]

77. Ann Coulter is truly revolting.

Keith is nailing the creep.

[RevCheesehead]

78. Here it comes!!

I LOVE YOU, KEITH!!! :loveya:

[Olney Blue]

82. Even Mucker is upset with the creep!!!!!

Keith said she was bitching. I love him.

[RevCheesehead]

85. Divorce and appearing in Playboy

Two things she won't have to deal with in her lifetime. :rofl:

[SharonRB]

89. I'm just beyond words at that latest statement

Hubby told me Tweety wouldn't read it on the air.

Great smackdown, KO. And, you know I don't do this often, but....

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Olney Blue]

92. OMG, Sharon. You gave Keith floaties. I've never seen you do that!

This is a BIG deal.

[RevCheesehead]

93. It's OK, Sharon....

I know you're doing it for his mind and journalistic vitriol. :hug:

[WolverineDG]

98. Yep, good ones, KO

:loveya: :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[rusty charly]

86. "appearing in playboy and getting divorced"

two things mAnn doesn't have to worry about in his/her lifetime

[Berry Cool]

113. I laughed, but then I thought

"Uh-oh, Keith. They're gonna come after you on that one. Never-married people living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones."

Then again, when you're never married and you have bevies of women lined up to have your baby vs. being that dried-up old...

Oh, no. I'm reminding myself of what a sex symbol she is to freeper men. :scared: Guys, you're better off hangin' with Mr. Cooper in the library.

[Clark2008]

79. Ann Coulter - a Common Tater

Bitch.

[Muffstser]

84. Un-Freaking-Believable.

She is a piece of work.

[Patsy Stone]

81. Look at Tucker's face... n/t

[RevCheesehead]

87. Careful - that's Muffy's boyfriend.

And he's cute when he blushes. :D

[Patsy Stone]

95. Confession?

I think he's cute, period. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

102. I'll bet Muffy can introduce him to ya.

Or at least get you an autographed photo. :evilgrin:

[Muffstser]

115. What can I say...I've got connections.

And, depending on what Corynne edits out, this week's column is pretty much "Tucker's Greatest Hits."

[gkhouston]

121. Patsy, dearest

Lasik surgery is getting cheaper all the time. Better look into it. :P

[SharonRB]

91. I cracked up at his expression

He was just incredulous and beyond words.

I can't even think of a word to describe Mann accurately.

[WolverineDG]

103. All that was missing from BTB's face

was the elongated jaw drop: :wow:

Even my jaw dropped at the "husbands were probably divorcing them" comment.

dg

[NI4NI]

116. KO said Kaplan was a staunch supporter of Countdown

Lets hope that Kaplan's successor will be also. BTW, has anyone soiled their hands and minds by picking up the May edition of NewsMax? The ragmag mocked Countdown ratings and obsessive O'Reilly bashing.

[Berry Cool]

118. With any luck, maybe the rumors will be true and Phil Griffin will return.

Griffin came up with the Countdown concept and now that it has finally taken off, he will surely do all he can to protect it and promote it.

I would never soil my hands or my beautiful mind with SnoozeMax. They don't know how to do anything other than laugh at Countdown's overall ratings. That's because they have no other legs to stand on. Bill is losing people in the money demo and his mind as well. His fans really have nothing left to brag about but his juggernaut ratings. It's waaaay old.

[Clark2008]

83. Bahahahahahahaha!

Appearing in Playboy and being divorced are two things Ann Coulter will never have to experience.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

94. Supergluing locks on doors? AMATEURS!

When I was a sophomore, a group of seniors decided it would be "fun" to open up a couple of canisters of TEAR GAS into the ventilation system of the school during lunch time when most of the students were in the cafeteria.

The only upside to that was the fact that one of the more popular football players (who I had a massive crush on) drove me home. :loveya:

dg

[Berry Cool]

112. Now that's a bad prank. I just wish someone would stop the Ann Coulter

prank.

Keith, ya done good again tonight!!!!!!!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya::loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

of course I can't really post enough...

...but when even Shar gives 'em, you know ya done good!

[RevCheesehead]

105. Wait just a gol-darned minute....

Mann said that the widows should "just shut up about it"?
Hmmm... where have I heard that before?

You don't suppose they're sleeping together, do ya? :wow:

[SharonRB]

110. Hmmmm....there's someone else who says "SHUT UP"?

Oh, yeah....maybe they are.

[Patsy Stone]

114. VIDEO: KO/Annthrax

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=109&topic_id=26306&mesg_id=26306

[Berry Cool]

119. You know what was one of the best things about this smackdown?

Once again, the heat-seeking missle that is KO's sense of hypocrisy zinged into action and drilled a hole into Annthrax where no one else thus far had drilled.

A few people, like me, have called her on what we see as her real upset: that there should be ANYBODY, anybody in this world with whom she disagrees, whom she cannot attack with one of her classic ad hominem arguments without drawing anger for herself and sympathy for her target. Boy, that burns her bacon. How DARE anyone think it's in poor taste for her to rip apart the 9/11 widows or Cindy Sheehan just because they have suffered LOSSES! THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR! You can almost see her rolling on the floor like a toddler, kicking and screaming.

But that's not the whole story. And it's not even the whole story that she could have quietly, intelligently, cogently made her argument that people aren't automatically right about an issue just because they have suffered a loss...which is true. Their opinion has more moral weight than that of someone who has not suffered the loss, but that doesn't automatically make them right. She could have said that. But she didn't.

And the whole story is not even the bilious, reprehensible, beyond-the-pale things she says, which some people dismiss as "shtick," others defend as "bravely saying what everyone else is thinking" (not me!), and what others think is "the straw that broke the camel's back."

No. The story is not complete until we see Keith give it to Annthrax for her bleeding HYPOCRISY. That she says she thinks the 9/11 widows have capitalized on their husbands' deaths and they should just "take the money and shut up."

Has Ann--who has, as Keith pointed out, capitalized on the deaths of these men and all the other 9/11 victims since Day One--EVER "taken the money and shut up"? Nope. She takes the money--and yells. Loudly. And from her mouth spews the worst sort of bile imaginable.

Thanks, Keith, for once again finding the point no one else has pinpointed thus far and brought it to light to once again hoist one of the disgusting ones with their own petard.