If there were a KeithWorld what kind of rides & attractions would it have?

[WhirlyGirl]

. . . Hmmmm -- it's possible this will be the first ALL FLOATY-HEART thread.

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[Berry Cool]

1. Just a second here, I thought these threads got locked

if they got too, ahem, "colorful."

Otherwise I can think of at least one ride that it would have to include, for your sake and mine if no one else's.

Let's just say it would have something to do with a slight bow, and leave it at that.

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

2. "The Big Kahuna" Rollercoaster, of course.

[WhirlyGirl]

20. Just Kahuna, please ...

. . . Bill O'Reilly calls himself (or has his flacks call him) "the Big Kahuna." In otherwords, a wheel.

By contrast, Keith is a kahuna in the true Hawaiian sense: that of a master of his trade or craft, and guide to newbies. :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

21. As for the ride - as the saying goes...

. . . I'm on it! :-)

[RevCheesehead]

36. I thought WhirlyGirl

IS a ride! :evilgrin:

[WhirlyGirl]

39. WhirlyGirl can be a wild spin or a gentle swing, depending on how you--

. . . handle the controls! ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

40. I'm sure Mr. WhirlyGirl could attest to that!

[WhirlyGirl]

41. Let's just say the title of his bio could be "Profiles in Courage" :-)

[Berry Cool]

30. The Kahuna Rollercoaster! The top of the hill...

...is where he's doing a great show in full snark.

The deep pits and valleys: VACATION.

"Oh, were there ever five sad words
More full of woe and gloom and blight,
than these five words I give to you:
'Alison in for Keith tonight.'"

(let's hope it ain't so!)

[WhirlyGirl]

32. LOL - well, all these "ups and downs" are getting to be ...

. . . a bit much for the EDVs. :cry:

Although they suit ASTBers just fine.

[crispini]

3. Ain't no way to respond to this thread

without getting locked. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

6. you just have to climb up out of the gutter

Here, let me give you a boost. :)

[crispini]

9. Now why

would I want to do that?

Here's a fun idea for a ride:


:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

10. Um, isn't that part of the Ann Coulter Torture museum?

[gkhouston]

11. it is, and she knows it

she's just trying to get Sparky to perk his ears again. (crispini doesn't know the difference between a bartender and a border collie -- or maybe she knows there's a difference but isn't too particular...)

[RevCheesehead]

12. I tend to think of Sparky as a border cat

all the fun and joy of a collie, but the snark and coolness of a cat.

[gkhouston]

13. cool but not aloof

not sure about the rough tongue, though. I'll have to ponder that... for quite a while. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

14. *snort*

It would be fun to find out! :rofl:

[sparky_in_ma]

46. You have earned a GIANT hug.

:hug:

[WhirlyGirl]

22. The O'Reilly Pinata Poke/Falafel Flog?

[Catchawave]

35.

I was thinking of a Tie Shop in the "tourist" gift store section....how OLD am I...heehee.

[RevCheesehead]

4. "The Wooly Caterpillar"

[WhirlyGirl]

23. Of course! a PETTING ZOO!

. . . It's, like, a natural, isn't it? :-)

[Berry Cool]

25. Yeah! Pet the caterpillars!

They're the best part of the MSNBC butterfly!

[WhirlyGirl]

26. LOL - Berry, you're so sly!

. . . First the little bow... and now the KO/MS Butterfly Effect!

"Do you have YOUR butterfly?"
(No, but ah got mah catahpillahs!)

:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

5. There would be a whole section called "Snarkland"

complete with:
Bill O'Reilley House of Horror
FOX News Hunt
Ann Coulter Museum of Wax and Torture Instruments
Car Thief Speedway
and, of course,
Michael Jackson Puppet Theatre (for the kiddies)

[Berry Cool]

29. The trouble with the horror section of this museum

is that you'd have to have a nurse standing by to give first aid to people who just couldn't endure the terror of it all!

And possibly, a priest to give last rites!

[RevCheesehead]

7. Monica in Wonderland

a Cinemascope production of the Divine Miss M, following her every flirtatious move through the MSNBC newsroom.

[RevCheesehead]

8. The Big Show-off Hall of Fame

Chronicalling the illustrious career of Keef....
sort of an animated "meet Mr. Olbermann." Beginning with childhood, moving to the Cornell years, etc...

[Gogi]

15. You mean like Disney's Hall of Presidents?

Animatronic KO and Monica doing the news quiz?

:loveya:

(This is another family friendly so no suggestions like that you perverts!) (If a damned airport can be family friendly, then so can my posts.)

[gkhouston]

16. that may be the only way we'll see the newsquiz

I haven't gotten a newsletter today. That doesn't give me a warm feeling about the likelihood of seeing KO on "Countdown" tonight...

[Gogi]

17. Total agreement, gk.

I'm going to try and post the NY Yankees home game schedule on our forum.

[Gogi]

18. Ok, here are all the weekday home games in April and May.

APRIL

22 TEX 7:05PM
26 TEX 7:05PM
27 LAA 7:05PM
28 " "
29 TOR "

MAY

6 OAK 7:05PM
9 SEA 7:05PM
10 " "
11 " 1:05PM
24 DET 7:05PM
25 " "
26 " "
27 BOS "

[Berry Cool]

27. Now just a darned second here, I have to protest.

What IS it with this seemingly universal belief that Keef is a Yankees fan and ONLY a Yankees fan?!?!?!?

I mean, fer cryin' out loud, he ruined his depth perception by colliding with a subway to (or was it from?) a METS game, not a Yankees game!

Now let's be reasonable, people. I know the first game he ever watched was a Yankees game. I know his mom was a Yankees fan and remains one to this day despite getting beaned by Chuck Knobhead, I mean Knoblauch. But sheesh--didn't he even say in the "Big Show" book that he stopped being a fan of any one team when he became a sportscaster? Do I have to go back and look up the chapter and verse here? :-)

It seems to me that with his frighteningly comprehensive knowledge of baseball, our KO utterly transcends the definition of "Yankees fan." The man is a BASEBALL fan, pure and simple. He loves the SPORT.

Which, of course, makes things all the worse for us, because it means that there's really no way to predict when he's going to work and when not, all season long. Somewhere, there is always a game being played, and he could always get the itch to go.

And heck, even if he just tries to go to games located within a subway ride of his home, that pretty much doubles the chances of him being at a game rather than doing the show on any given night.

Wait. I just said I wasn't going to worry about this.

Oops.

[Gogi]

38. Then what's he doing getting his picture taken in a Yankees jacket?

eom

[Berry Cool]

42. Because they're a BASEBALL team?

He's also had himself photographed for his own baseball cards wearing an old NY Giants uniform and a modern NY Mets uniform. You'd think if he were hot on the Yankees and only the Yankees he'd insist on wearing Yankees uniforms. But no.

Yet all I hear people imply over and over is that he's some sort of Yankee fanatic. I'm not sayin' he hates 'em, far from it. Obviously they're the team of his childhood fandom. But as I say, I think he has transcended that to the point where we can assume he's a die-hard Yankee fan who, when he is home, goes only to Yankees games. I'm sure he'd just as soon go to a Mets game. Or a Giants game if they had not moved. Or a Dodgers game if they had not moved.

[Gogi]

43. If that's the case then Berrybush, I don't feel bad about...............

sending him some articles about the Cards who, by the way, beat the Astros 1 to zip this afternoon in 10 innings.

[Berry Cool]

44. There ya go. Why not?

I mean, the man is a baseball fan. I honestly think that transcends being a fan of any one team.

[gkhouston]

45. heck, he's clearly been an ardent fan of baseball throughout it's many

incarnations. No reason to suppose he'd tie himself down to just one team in the here and now.

[Greylyn58]

19. Well I think just an amusement park called KeithWorld

would be very cool... :evilgrin:

I think a ride that informs would be good something like:

What Have We Learned!

I like that!!!!




:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[WhirlyGirl]

24. A News Quiz booth opens up the concept of PRIZES and ...

. . . punishments. (Rev immediately orders red velvet drapes.)

[Berry Cool]

28. Ooh, punishments!

What do all of you think a naughty little boy who keeps skipping out on his own news show deserves in the way of punishment, ladies? And what do you think he deserves for especially trying to skip out on the News Quiz for a sixth straight week?

[WhirlyGirl]

31. House arrest! (I get to choose which house :-)

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<< What do all of you think a naughty little boy who keeps skipping out on his own news show deserves in the way of punishment . . . >> Berry

[Berry Cool]

33. I say...THE BIG HOUSE!!!!

...and I hereby declare my apartment...THE BIG HOUSE!

(even though it's not all that big)

Don't worry Keef. I won't make you wear pink boxers and shower shoes and march to my door in full view of everyone.

[WhirlyGirl]

34. As if apparel would even be considered a...

. . . necessity at your "facility." :eyes:

[Berry Cool]

37. Apparel is most definitely optional

for both me and him.

Ahem. I'm afraid I will have to pull a Forrest Gump at this point.