And when viewed from Gull Bay the Lodge seemed so nice .....

[Botany]

..... but little did people know what really went on there and how the
EDVs ran wild.



And about the dirty little secrets about "Love Island," and how
Crispini used to take men there for actions that if not illegal
surely were in poor taste.



Coming soon "Gull Bay, the Movie" Children under 17 and Perky Girls
not admitted. Filmed on location @ Gull Bay and it's surrounding
environs.

[Botany]

After hearing about the movie Keith O. got very upset.

[gkhouston]

2. why? Was he hoping to be cast as a

a Norwegian skier? We have a higher opinion of him than that... This director... Lars... wasn't Lars the name of that lunkhead I had by the not-so-impressive gonads for several weeks a while back? It's hard to remember... you crush one set, you've crushed 'em all... :evilgrin:

[Botany]

3. Lars sent the screenplay back to Botany because gk was a .....

He then went into his trailer and swore he would never work with an EDV
again. "She will be cut from the picture." He fumed.

[gkhouston]

4. yeah, that's how they take their petty revenge

meanwhile, I'm getting their goolies stuffed at the taxidermists' shop. Got the "hummingbird" rate for Lars. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

8. Petre.

He was Petre. He was one of the first men to wander into the winter wonderland surrounding Gull Bay. Aw, Petre, we hardly knew ye.

[Botany]

1. Gull Bay the Movie

Director Lars Larson was picked to bring Gull Bay to the Big Screen.



Lars cast a group of young actresses to play the EDVs.



In their formative years. He also had them practice with guns so as
to be ready for their "tranq gun" scences.

[Botany]

Dupe

Just got my Mac tuned up and the mouse really jumps now ....


:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

6. See, already you're poetic....

You used to just talk about your buddy, Rex Sean. :evilgrin:

[Botany]

I wonder if I can work this picture in?

[RevCheesehead]

9. Ah, Vintage Gull Bay....

a very fine, dry vintage... not too assuming. Subtle. :)

[Botany]

7. Thanks Rev

I forgot about Rex ....

You don't think this story is over the top do you?

[Botany]

5. Act 1 .... shot 1

Cue Music ........ Jonathan Edwards' "Sometimes"



show G.B. from a distance ....... shot from the Sydnie's Summer House.

Narrator's Voice ...... Husky Male.

It was from this bucolic setting that the EDVs came for their meet up and
the town has never been the same since. What should have been fun turned
into a strange mix of debauchery, drinking, blogging, tears, tranq darts, and
kidnapping. But it all started many years earlier.

Cue the young EDV walking across the meadow towards a well built man.

Man .... "You have always been my Fav."
EDV ...... "Oh I bet you say that to all the girls."
Man ...... "No, because with you I feel in touch with my real feelings."
EDV ...... "Are you just saying that to get some sex?"
Man ....... "Never! ..... Come let us walk across this meadow while
I read you some poetry ..... By the way are you going to keep that
shirt on? Fresh air against your skin feels so good. I know of a barn
with fresh straw, wine, and cheese."
EDV ...... "O.K. but you are not just doing this for your own reasons?"
Man ..... "Trust me."




(I wonder if "Gull Bay the Movie," will sweep the academy awards?) :rofl:

[Botany]

10. Scene #2

Narrators voice; "One EDV left Gull Bay to go on a spiritual journey. After many days
of hiking she came on to a cave high in the mountains where she could pray
and fast and to see if she could get a vision for her life.



After 5 days in the cave and playing with Bay Air cubs in the meadow
she had a vision ....... If anything it was an upper midwest epiphany."

[Botany]

11. Scene #3

Crispini visits France



Dialog ???????? :rofl:

[crispini]

22. That's a riot.

Crispini: Ah, la fee verte, it makes me feel so awake and creative.
WolverineDG: Yes, let's go off to the computer and write a few gags for Countdown. Little do the other KOEB'ers know that secretly we are both writers on the show.
Crispini: Yes, on the internet you can be anything you like, and in addition to being writers on the show, we are also part-time love slaves for the great KO, but we of course are not telling them that!

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

24. honey, you're welcome to the sex

got my own supply. I'll wrassle you for the writing gig, though. ;-)

[RevCheesehead]

12. A knowing smile crept across her face,

as she streched to greet the new day. Exiting the cave, she sighed, then deeply inhaled, letting her nostrils flare, ever so slightly....

"Ah, Wisconsin..... I just love the fresh scent of Dairy Air."














:rofl: (good morning, cuddles!)

[Botany]

13. Lars asked Botany if he could point to his FAV EDV ....

Sure he said no problem .....



Lars then said that Botany was the finest writer he had ever worked with.
He then said do you think we can work a car chase scene into the movie
along with some T. & A. ...... Botany said that would not be a problem.

[Botany]

Big Fight scene between the EDVs and this group

[Botany]

14. Lars wanted a cat fight on horseback scene

(by the way I used to love Northern Exposure :puke:)

[Patsy Stone]

15. By the way

I used to love her original face. :)

Petre? I mean, Botany? :yourock:

[Botany]

The waterfalls on CC creek before it goes into the Crimson River and

then out into Gull Bay. The falls are just below the Bleever Pond.



It was close to here that KO hid out from the EDVs with the Bay Airs.

[Botany]

16. She used to be scalding hot ...... but

.... that horse picture just makes me think, "Rich b**ch w/ lots
of face and bodywork."

She seems like the type who prides herself on the beautiful landscaping
around her house all of which is done by hired help and she tells
her guests who hard she works on it. She seems like she would be
awful to work for .... just saying.

Although I would pay to see the cat fight between her and Crispini,
:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

17. If Janine is that rich,

why is she pimping eyedrops?

[gkhouston]

18. oh, *that* is who she is.

Damn, she really has had surgery. I like the way she used to look a lot better. She's starting to slide into Michael Jackson scary in that horse pic.

[Patsy Stone]

19. Poor Janine has dry eyes... and shills for Restasis

And in the 80s, when she appeared as Laura Templeton on GH, she was wearing these unfortunate pants:


But, then again, maybe she's overcome her fashion issues as she's on a "spiritual walk":
http://www.janineturner.net/spiritual.html

[Botany]

20. And flying above the EDV clubhouse / tavern / snark house was the EDV

Flag. For many a man the flag was the last the last thing they would see
before they went completely mad.

Male Actor: "I was just out for a snark and a walk then I heard pfftttt
sound (tranq gun) and I felt a stinging pain in my butt.

(Actor breaks down and starts to weep.)

Then ...... it all went strange ..... pink handcuffs, a boiler room,
leather studded outfits, restraints, dancing bears, Hello Kitty Sex Toys,
and then ...... I woke up on the beach by Gull Bay in my underwear
and some women giving me a blessing and a picnic basket w/
cheese kurds & beer. I see that flag in my dreams. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

21. LMAO

:rofl:

Well, a blessing, or delicate dismissal of sorts would be in order, I suppose.

O8)

[crispini]

23. That's it!

Wow, how perfect is that! Excellent!