KOEB Meeting: 06/29/10 -- Shayna Elena Edition

[Patsy Stone]

:hi:

Lindsey Graham: "No, I just asked you where you were at on Christmas day?"
Responded Kagan, to a deserved round of applause: "You know, like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant."

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/elena-kagan-reveals-how-jews-celebrate-christmas/



Come, let's all watch Jeff Sessions make an ass out of himself on national television for the second consecutive day.

[RevCheesehead]

1. See, I would have gone with "Sex in Space" edition.

But that's just me. :evilgrin:

:hi: Hi Patsy!

[Patsy Stone]

2. I spent the day listening to the hearing

it's embedded. Nothing else got in there. :)

:hi:ya!

[RevCheesehead]

4. Her response was pretty damned funny.

Can a Gentile say that? :)

[Patsy Stone]

7. Patrick Leahy

then went on to mention the stories he could tell about his family... and ended with an energetic "oy vey!" I did a spit take.

[SharonRB]

6. Were you off of work or watching at work?

[Patsy Stone]

8. Streaming at work

and then C-SPAN radio on the iPhone on the way home.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

28. I loved being home

One of the advantages of losing my job! I was able to listen to the whole thing while I was working here.

I loved her comment about having to get her hair done more often if they televise the court proceedings.

[Patsy Stone]

43. I know

she was so good. Very relaxed, really real. Even Chuck Grassley was charmed by her.

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hi all! Just got back from picking up some Thai food for dinner!

Yummy!

Just the thing to have while watching ol' Beauregard make an ass out of himself!

[Berry Cool]

9. I envy you, SG!!!!

How I love Thai food!

:hi: Hi folks. Love the pic of Keith tonight! :loveya: So far my connection is good; pray it holds out!

I wish I coulda been here last night. It looks, though, as if Keith has permanently glommed on to Pats' joke about Jeff Sessions. Did you see his tweet earlier tonight? :rofl:

I'm glad Wolfie and Sharon are doing well on their own.

Rev, you got time for a call tonight? I never heard from you. :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

13. I did

One day he'll realize I'm the girl for him. One day.

:hi: Nice to see you. Lighting a candle for your connection.

[RevCheesehead]

17. Yeah, just as soon as I get my Chinese food!

For some reason, I'm hungry for some Lo Mein.

How ya doin', Berry? :hi: :hug:

[Berry Cool]

22. Busy, but OK.

Looks like I might have a job interview this week. First one since October if it happens.

[RevCheesehead]

25. Excellent!!

Can't wait to hear all the details!

[Patsy Stone]

31. Marvelous news!

Here's to your great good luck! :toast:

[Berry Cool]

69. Thanks, Pats!

[RevCheesehead]

10. I'm thinking that in honor of her answer today,

I need to visit the China Dragon. Best damned takeout in the little city. :)

:hi: Hi, SG!

[Patsy Stone]

12. Yummy is right.

I'm hungry.

He was a total jerk today. Trying so hard to make something out of nothing. Lindsey Graham, on the other hand, was a joy and a delight.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

5. I had it on the teevee all day

That totally had me cracking up out loud. She's got a great sense of humor.

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hi Sharon. I wasn't able to watch, but did hear some clips

from the hearing today, including her answer to where she was on Christmas. She does have a great sense or humor.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

14. I want to see her cracking that Chinese restaurant joke!

I have not been watching digently because I've been too busy.

"He was busy in the tree baking the fudge-covered shortbread." :rofl:

"No sex in space? Even during re-entry?" ... Oh, Keith. :spank:

[Patsy Stone]

16. Video at the link I posted

The jokes just keep on writing themselves. You can only hope to contain them.

[Berry Cool]

19. Let's not be silly. Lindsey Graham is not a dictator.

He's only the first syllable.

[RevCheesehead]

20. I guess there are some benefits from working at home, eh?

:hi: Hi Sharon!

[SharonRB]

35. Yup, there are.

Hi, Rev!

:hi:

Hope you're doing okay.

:hug:

[SeattleGirl]

38. I was working from home today, but I'm working on a very

difficult closing report that has me frustrated 6 ways to Sunday, so I didn't dare listen to anything that would really pull my attention away from it.

[RevCheesehead]

40. I am! Thanks for asking.

Sounds like things are rolling along for you - I'm so glad.

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

15. "No sex in space? Not even during re-entry??"

:rofl: Oh, thank you, Keith!

[Botany]

18. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

ATTN White Right Wing Senators .....

Stop before you get hurt anymore ...... Ms. Kagan is way f***ing smarter than you.



Now who would think Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is a redneck?

[RevCheesehead]

23. He looks like the love child of Henry Gibson and the Keebler Elf.

Hey, I call 'em as I see 'em.

:hi: Hi Cuddles.

[Botany]

33. She is sooooooooo much smarter than Jefferson Sessions it is not funny

Somebody should tell little Jeffy she owns him.



BTW when you are married will you fool around? Just asking :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

36. With my husband, yes.

BTW, we have a Taco Bell here in town, just a block away.

[CBHagman]

80. (RIMSHOT)

He looks like the love child of Henry Gibson and the Keebler Elf. :rofl:

Thank you.

Will you be here all week?

[RevCheesehead]

82. Probably.

More snark to come. :)

:hi: Hi, CB!

[Patsy Stone]

26. He has a voice

that could send someone into seizures.

She was brilliant. Even the Republicans calling in could see that.

[GigiMommy]

39. ....

:spray:

[Botany]

42. top of her class @ Princeton or Yale than @ Harvard Law

Clerked for T. Marshall
Private Practice
Harvard Law School Dean
Solicitor General
White House Lawyer


Jeffy Sessions .... rejected by a republican senate for a judgeship because he was a racist a-hole

[bleever]

41. Coburn was pretty amazing in his own right.

"Their original intent was that their original intent should be protected! Someone's gotta do sumpin'!"

:eyes:

:hi:

[Botany]

49. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

Tom Coburn v Kagan




Tom Coburn once sterilized a women when she was out because he didn't
think she was "good enough" to have babies.

[bleever]

54. By the way, I sprayed my apple tree

with dormant oil and a new pesticide called spinosad, and I'm getting (so far) a monster crop of apples.

I just hope it doesn't attract bay-airs to my yard.

[Botany]

57. If a bay air wants to eat apples ..... let em

[Patsy Stone]

21. BTW: So many of the C-SPAN mentioned that Sessions was rejected

and therefore bitter. I was very proud of the callers today. All of them, on both sides, had it going on.

[SeattleGirl]

24. What? Beauregard is "taken aback" by Kagen's tone?

Bad woman, bad bad woman! Doesn't she know that she's supposed to speak meekly and not look ol' Beauregard in the eye?

Or, as Turley just said, act like Nancy Reagan.

[Patsy Stone]

29. He jumped on every single thing

praying, iving for his A-HA! moment. :eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

34. I think the one who got A-HA'd was him!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

32. I'm sorry - I have an earworm.

"Your mama don't dance, and your daddy don't rock-n-roll..."

[GigiMommy]

27. Hi Everybody!!! What kind of STOOPID question is THAT!?!

What does that have to do with the law and the Constitution? :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

Don't ask, GGM!!

:hi: Hope you and the much-decorated Miss Cassie are well!

[GigiMommy]

48. Hi Berry!!!

We are thank you and I hope you are too. Oh and BTW, good luck in the employment world. Hope to join you someday. :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


Oops, forgot my frogs!

[Berry Cool]

78. Thanks GGM!

But I am not quite there yet!

[SeattleGirl]

44. Not a damned thing, but hey, it's all about distraction for ol' Jeff!

Hi Gigi! Hugs to you and Miss Cassie! Hope you are doing well! :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

50. Hi SG!!!

Hugs back!!! Cassie's playing the hot game in these parts, "FOUR SQUARE"!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

45. He wants to know if she's willing to work holidays.

If he offers holiday pay, I'd take it.

:hi: Hi Gigi and Cassie! :bounce::bounce:

[GigiMommy]

56. Hi Rev!!! Ha ha ha...

:rofl: :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I have to ask, are you still missing a cat? I think about him sometimes. Freckles got out today and ran right to a neighbor's house down the street to visit them.

[RevCheesehead]

62. Yes, CC is still in an undisclosed location.

My friends who are psychic (including Andy) are convinced he's still alive... at least, his spirit is not hanging around here. So who knows - anything might happen!

I'm glad Freckles got back home safely. :hug:

[GigiMommy]

66. I'm still prayin' too.

As for Freckles, it helps having a 10-year old that's faster than you and a dog that's a sucker for "cookie" snacks. Bribing works wonders.

[RevCheesehead]

74. "Treat" is a majic word!

Thanks for the prayers - it's really appreciated. :hug:

[Berry Cool]

58. Nothing, dear GGM!

Hope you and the much-decorated Miss Cassie are well. :hi:

Damn, my connection is dying. I'm back in the bedroom and my posts aren't showing up. Sorry, but if I drop off, don't be alarmed.

[ralps]

30. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! Oh My! Just Shut the F Up Jeff Sessions!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wow: :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

52. I love Hoverkitteh!

In the LOL Cat Bible, Hoverkitteh = the Holy Spirit. :rofl:

:hi: Hi ralps and Crook! :meow:

[ralps]

55. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, & lil' Keith! How are you all doing? &

Thanks! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

64. We're all doing well!

The cats have totally bonded with Andy, and sometimes choose him over me. Fortunately, I'm willing to share. :)

[GigiMommy]

59. Hey Ralps!!!

Love wind-up kittie!!! :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

61. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie! Hugs & thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[Patsy Stone]

37. Keith is tweeting DURING his conversation with Turley

C'mon, it could have waited a minute.

[SharonRB]

53. Seriously!

He tweets too much. I let his come through to my phone, and I think that's why my battery dies faster than it used to.

[Patsy Stone]

76. Sorry, I got a phone call.

I still think it's the new operating system that kills the battery.

And he tweets complete crap to RWers. Other than the show preview, I could do without most of them.

Have a nice night, madame! :hi:

[SharonRB]

81. Just saw this.

Half the stuff he tweets I don't even understand.

My battery started running down faster before I downloaded the new OS. You don't think it could be because I dropped it, do you? :)

[SeattleGirl]

46. Aw jeez, he showed that nose picking thing and I WAS EATING

MY DINNER! Thanks, Keith. :spank:

[Patsy Stone]

47. "Coach Blurghtlahkh picks his lineup."

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

51. That was really disgusting!

Ewwwwwwww.

[Berry Cool]

65. Who does Pamela Gorman think she is?

Annie Oakley?

You can't get a congressional seat with a gun!

[Berry Cool]

68. Sharron "Obtuse" Angle!!!

:rofl:

[Botany]

60. OMG Lindsey really asked her about what she did on Xmas

what a D-bag!

Somebody should ask Lindsey where he goes on his gay dates ... :grr:

So f***ing out of bounds!

[SeattleGirl]

63. "Somebody should ask Lindsey where he goes on his gay dates ..."

That would be priceless!

[SharonRB]

73. In the context of the question...

it wasn't so bad. He was asking her what she was doing the day of the underpants bomber here in Detroit, which happened to be Christmas Day.

[ralps]

67. Today's worst person in the world is Sen Candidate Sharon Angle!

for saying that there's no good reason for having an Abortion! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wow: :wtf:

[GigiMommy]

70. To Botany and Bleever!!!

Luv ya!!!

[Botany]

71. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

BTW have you ever been in space?

[bleever]

72. Except I had a record when I was a kid, so I know for a fact that

"Cindy loves Yogi! Yogi loves Cindy!"

Man, I miss that record.

[Botany]

75. only one thing needed

gay astronauts

[SeattleGirl]

77. Okay, gotta go finish my report now.

x(

Have a nice evening everyone! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

79. when you finish,

be sure to eat some chocolate. It helps - it really does (according to Prof. Remus Lupin). :hi: