From Stephanie's show this morning.

[Mabus]

I thought I'd post it here because I'm having a hard time find stuff and I thought you (yes, I meant you) would too.

Here's the youtube version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Sxhfnp62Y


And here's the thread that lead me to it. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=385&topic_id=198133&mesg_id=198133

[Patsy Stone]

1. How much do I love Julie Brown?

Medusa: Dare to be Truthful was a piss riot.

She was great this morning on Mama's show! Thanks for the link. :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

2. That was hysterical!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

3. It was great. She beat me to it.

I almost had my own version finished. Ah, what the heck, I filled in the rest, and it's not as good as Julie's, but here goes...

The Former Miss Wasilla’s Got a Gun

Ooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost got sick
Hooooo - 'Cause the governor of Alaska was the new VP pick

She looked so pretty and oh, so classy
With her hair in that up-do and those expensive glasses
Standing right there next to John McCain
She looked like something out of Soul Train
(Well, like, maybe a white version--DEFINITELY a white version)

The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked
I mean it was like the whole Republican Convention was totally coked or something
Some country singer or other was playing his theme (“We’re all raisin’ McCain”)
And all of a sudden somebody screamed

“Look out! The former Miss Wasilla's got a gun!”

(Refrain)
Everybody run, the former Miss Wasilla’s got a gun
Everybody run, the former Miss Wasilla has got a gun

Sarah's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleader reporters one by one
Oh, Brian’s microphone just blew to bits
Oh no, Katie’s head just did the splits
God, the governor’s on a shooting spree
Stop it, Sarah, you're embarrassing me!
How could you do what you just did to them?
Are your hormones running wild? Are you pregnant AGAIN?!?

(Refrain)

Stop it, Sarah, you're making me swoon!
Getting blood stains all over those incredible balloons!

An hour later the cops arrived
By then George Stephanopolous had died! (No big loss)
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop her
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper!
“Throw down your gun and come out of the arena!”
Sarah didn't listen to what the cop said
She aimed and fired, and now Levi Johnston is dead!
Oh, it's really sad, but look on the bright side--
Now he won’t have to make Bristol his bride!

(Refrain)

Sarah’s glee is just beyond compare
She's gotten into the chopper and she’s shooting from the air!

The cops fired a warning shot that blew her off the chopper
I tried to scream “duck” but got decked by a copper
She hit the ground and did a flip and let out a moan
I was crying so hard I couldn’t work the camera on my cell phone
I ran down to Sarah, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out?
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near

So I ran down and I said--in her good ear--“Sarah, why'd you do it?”

She raised her head, smiled, and said, “I--I did it for Johnny!”

Johnny? Well, like, why Johnny? Answer me, Sarah, why Johnny? Is it because Johnny can’t defend himself? Is it because, I mean, Johnny’s plane got shot down, and he was a FREAKIN’ POW? And he was in the HANOI HILTON for FIVE AND A HALF YEARS? Answer me, Sarah, is THAT why Johnny needed you? Oh God, this is like that movie The Manchurian Candidate, you know, where you later find out he was a setup and evil people controlled his mind and everything he said? But we'll never know why Johnny needed her because, like, she’s dead.

Everybody run, the former Miss Wasilla’s got a gun
Everybody run, the former Miss Wasilla has got a gun!

[Mabus]

4. This was so hard to read

because of the tears in my eyes and my stomach hurting from laughing.

roflmaowtime "Are you pregnant, AGAIN?"

fwiw, I like your focus on her going after the media. I bet she'd like to take Katie out for a hunting trip right about now.

Thanks. You're pretty effing talented.