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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-23-07 12:54 AM
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Who (Hu) is the new President of China?
March 2003, in the Oval Office. (Remeber that Arafat wouldn't die in real life until about 20 months later.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you! Whats happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lets hear it.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: Thats what I want to know.

Condi: Thats what Im telling you.

George: Thats what Im asking you。 Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellows name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu。

George: The Chinese?

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya?asking me for?

Condi: Im telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well,Im asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: Thats the mans name.

George: Thats whose name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? You mean arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: Thats correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. and then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: Call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N.?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: and stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N!

Condi: Kofi?

George: all right! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice here.

George: Rice? Good idea. and a couple of egg rolls, too
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reprobate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-26-07 01:43 PM
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1. Funny. But abbot and Costello did it first. Remember "Who's on first"?
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