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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-27-05 05:20 PM
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The Wonderful World of Golf
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8:00 a.m., on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker:

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the
announcement:

"Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee."

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man
yelled:

"WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE
MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back...

"WOULD THE ASSHOLE WITH THE MICROPHONE KINDLY
KEEP QUIET AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!"
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Berserker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-27-05 06:23 PM
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1. Good one ...Been there!
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medeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-28-05 03:03 PM
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2. you have to drop your pants when that happens..
have a gallery of photos...
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