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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-05-09 08:09 PM
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The variablosity of tipsitude
Tonight, with dinner, I had a glass of Plungerhead Zin. Dinner was simple: two kaiser roll sandwiches and inslata caprese with the absolute very last of the local tomatoes.

Minutes later I poured a glass of a fair to middling local port wine.

I am now tipsy.

There are also night where I can drink all night, at least at the rate I drank tonight's wines, and never even feel it.

Why the differences?
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-05-09 08:12 PM
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1. I'm guessing that your dinner
Edited on Sat Dec-05-09 08:12 PM by hippywife
was lacking in something that would have more readily absorbed the alcohol?

How many fingers am I holding up?
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-05-09 08:18 PM
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2. Uuuhhhhh ..... eleventeen?
:hi:














:spray:
















:rofl:
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hippywife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-05-09 08:20 PM
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3. You're perfectly
sober. The sensations are merely a fig newton of your imagination.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-05-09 09:24 PM
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4. That's another of alcohol's many problems
It's not an entirely reliable and predictable buzz.

Nothing was more frustrating than being trapped at a dull party when that glow that should have eased an uncomfortable social situation never happened.

Of course, as I hit my mid 20s and beyond, all I got out of alcohol was a migraine anyway. At least the migraine gave me an excuse to leave early.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-05-09 09:49 PM
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5. Heh! Hence the ........
.... thread title: "The variablosity of tipsitude"
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