So this is why Boston sports are so good

[WilliamPitt]

So this is why Boston sports are so good
By DJ Gallo, Patrick Hruby, Mike Philbrick and Kurt Snibbe
ESPN.com Page 2

January 24, 2008

There's no way the Red Sox, Celtics and Patriots could be this good on their own … right?

No, they couldn't.

Page 2 has uncovered the deal with devil that the three teams signed in the summer of '07 and needless to say it has a few holes in it that might just indicate that the end is nigh for Beantown. Oh, in case you're wondering, Boston Bruins owner Jeremy Jacobs was also approached to see if he had an interest, but reportedly said the one penny retainer fee was "too rich for my blood."



Link: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=contract/080121

[northzax]

1. one could reasonably argue

that the Devil (or his representative) already has a New England superbowl ring.

http://www.nysun.com/article/16172

plus, everyone knows that the Devil, like all good multi-cultural, god-hating, eurotrash hipsters, is a soccer fan, so explain how the Revolution came to be the Bills of MLS? is it because his favourite sport was ignored during negotiations?

[SpiralHawk]

2. " Mercury is and will be retrograde during the Super Bowl." - Ronald Reagan's Dead Astrologer*

"So that invalidates everything. Of course."

- Ronald Reagan's Dead Astrologer*



* Reagan's Dead Republicon Astrologer courageously channeled by Ye Olde Spirale Hawke, who ingested a half dozen cream-filled Dunkin Donuts before entering the Netherworld of Republicon Occultism - to maintain the purity of his Precious Body Fluids (Don't try this at home, kids, unless you are a trained republicon occultist).