Resolved: If you beat Alabama, Georgia and Florida you deserve a shot at the National Championship

[taterguy]

Unless you lose to fucking Vanderbilt and fucking Kentucky.

[joeybee12]

1. So, if you go 3-8?

[taterguy]

2. Unless the 8 include fucking Vandy and fucking Kentucky

Or some other fucking loser school.

[joeybee12]

4. In the same season?

In the same decade?

[era veteran]

3. Fucking Vanderbilt & Fucking Kentucky are in the SEC tool

What ACC/ N Carolina school could carry their SEmotherfuckingC jockfucking straps? Most tools don't pull off bitterness as well as you. Fucking Kentucky will be going to their Fifth straight bowl game. Jealous SEC wannabees are common in the south. Common is another great word to apply to tool as well, bitch. Deal with it.

[taterguy]

5. What an eloquent defense of your region's football prowess

:eyes:

[era veteran]

6. Using your literary devices, "fucking", tool

[enuegii]

7. You are correct, Sir! I have it on good authority from a super-secret

source heavily involved with the SEC Mafia who moonlights with the FEMA death squads that the fix, indeed, is in.

The troubling thing about it all, though, is the fact that you seem to aware of this already...

You might want to avoid small planes, tall buildings, and massage parlors for the near future, at least.

Some of those masseuses are pretty damn strong.

[madinmaryland]

8. Shut your piehole, Francis, until you can make some sense.

[hughee99]

9. Has such a thing EVER happened?

has anyone ever beaten Alabama, UGA and Florida and lost to Vandy and KY in the SAME season?

[taterguy]

10. IIRC, the University of South Carolina did it in the 2010 season

But that was a long time ago so I could be wrong.

[hughee99]

11. Perhaps your memory is a little hazy, then, SC beat Vandy.

Their three losses are to Auburn, KY and Arkansas. And even if they win the SEC championship, they won't jump Boise ST. or TCU.

[taterguy]

13. Damnit

The entire premise of this thread is ruined.

Fuckety, fuck fuck.

[hughee99]

14. Sorry...

In any case, a three loss SC still isn't going to jump a 1 loss winner of the big 12 or Big 10, but a 1 loss SEC team that loses the SEC championship could still get in ahead of either of those conference winners. Frankly, if SC beat Auburn in the SEC championship, I'd be shocked if SC gets a shot in the big game but not surprised at all to see Auburn there. Auburn could lose that game and still go (though you'd have some pretty pissed off people in Boise and Fort Worth, but when have the BCS gods ever cared about that).

[lazarus]

15. I think the more likely scenario

and the one I'm hoping for, is Bama beating Auburn on Friday, then Auburn winning the SEC championship and going to the big game.

[Awsi Dooger]

12. Let's see, Georgia is 99th in the nation in YPPA defense, Florida 94th in YPPA offense

The SEC has holes everywhere this year, imbalanced teams and awful teams.

Alabama is damn good.

[KamaAina]

16. Party like it's 2009!

None of those three teams are all that this year. In fact, Georgia flat-out sucks.