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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 02:07 PM
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Proof there is a Christian Dog.
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 02:13 PM
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1. Yep. Poor puppy. The one word of that he understood was 'amen'
which he thinks means "let's eat".

I feel sorrier for the kids doing the praying.
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Still Blue in PDX Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 03:23 PM
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2. Proof that dogs and kids can both be trained.
I would imagine cats would be more free thinking than that.

:rofl:
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MarkCharles Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 04:15 PM
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3. My cats have NEVER allowed me to "train" them... THEY TRAIN ME!
To do what they want.

Cats have superior knowledge to humans, I am convinced, with the evidence of my lifetime serfdom to cats.
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dtexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 04:33 PM
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4. Shut up! Don't talk about that! Let's get back to praying dogs.
Meowrrr! ;-)
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Still Blue in PDX Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 07:44 PM
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8. Oh, yes. Cats could be trained if they wanted to be.
In my next lifetime I would like to come back as a house pet of some kind. Cat, dog, doesn't really matter to me, just as long as my owner isn't an animal hoarder.

I want a life like my pets have!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 05:31 PM
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5. My cat's head rotates 360 degrees when he hears a can open.
:scared:
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MarkCharles Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 05:35 PM
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6. Your cat knows more "knowledge" of God, when that can opens than
any of us humans will ever know.

He knows where the food comes from.
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Still Blue in PDX Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 07:41 PM
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7. I believe that! Feline Linda Blair! nt
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