Idea for Kerry at tomorrow's debate

[Bad Thoughts]

I think that Kerry should take off his jacket in the middle of the debate. It would help him to look less formal, perhaps even loose. If * is wearing a wire, he might not be able to do the same without exposing himself. He will have to stand with his jacket, looking stodgy.

[soothsayer]

1. why not just drop his pants and go for a big laff?

Is he allowed to bring a seltzer bottle? I'd love to see him squirt bushie, thus shorting out his secret earphone

[TlalocW]

3. Kerry's Opening Remarks

"I'd like to thank the good people of St. Louis for allowing the president and myself to come here to talk to you. Now, it's time for a little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down G-Dubya's pants!"

Followed by Kerry grabbing Bush and squirting a seltzer bottle down his trousers.

TlalocW

[Lerkfish]

4. I'd pay good money to see that! LOL

someone needs to humilate smirk.

[ksoze]

2. Bush will already show up casual..

You know * will already be in a plaid shirt, sleeves rolled up doing the cowboy-wannabe act.

Kerry showed take off his jacket and have on a white T shirt with the photo of the Edwards/Cheny Prayer breakfast meeting.

[babylonsister]

5. ROFLMAO!!