Rove will call the coming Bush draft the (fill in the blank)

[Dems Will Win]

From DailyKos:

Healthy Student Initiative

Summer Abroad Program

Get Out of School Free Plan

The...

[jn2375]

1. Free trip to Iraq

[MazeRat7]

16. Defending Our Primary Energy Source - DOPES (n/t)

[jn2375]

18. George Bush's Mercenaries

[drdigi420]

2. Its not just a quagmire, it's an adventure!

The Outsourcing Freedom Program

[aquart]

3. Voluntary Initiative Bill

[AIJ Alom]

4. Occupation Abroad Program

[Fovea]

5. George's Democracy Army.

The new volunteerism.
Leave no poor teen behind act.
Gaurdians of Oil for Democracy.

[NC_Nurse]

6. The Faith-based

volunteer program.

We have faith you would have volunteered, we're just helping you along...

[BillZBubb]

7. Homeland Protection Act

Defense of Democracy Program

or

War on Terror Victory Act

[leeroysphitz]

8. An increase in manufacturing jobs...

Like Mcdonalds.

Report: Iraq War Keeping Thousands Out Of Unemployment Line
WASHINGTON, DC—A Department of Labor report praised the positive effect the Iraq War has had on the strained U.S. job market, Secretary of Labor Elaine Chao said Monday. "A whopping 140,000 U.S. citizens are gainfully employed as military personnel in Iraq," Chao said. "The war is not just keeping these young men and women out of the unemployment lines, but it's also teaching them such valuable skills as operating radar equipment, driving an M1A1 Abrams battle tank, or bagging and tagging bodies." Chao said that most troops won't need to look for new work for another four to seven years. -the onion

[CO Liberal]

9. "Hard Work"

:-)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

10. The "Why Wait For The Rapture?" Opportunity Initiative

[Dems Will Win]

11. The Pax Americana Job Training Program

BUSH '04 = DRAFT '05

[goodboy]

12. Operation Voluntary Conscription...eom

[Vincardog]

13. Healthy young adult physical fitness imitative

[Dems Will Win]

14. Finally, a Presidential Physical Fitness program again!!

[ET Awful]

15. Temporary Human Resource International Relocation :)

[jn2375]

17. All Expensives Paid Trip to the Middle East

[Dems Will Win]

19. The induction letter will read:

"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON AN ALL-EXPENSES PAID VACATION TO THE MIDDLE EAST!! AIRFARE INCLUDED! 730 DAYS, 730 NIGHTS! "

[Poiuyt]

20. A chance to loooove the Iraqis

[leeroysphitz]

23. or

A chance to "practice" their love on Iraqis

[Dems Will Win]

21. The United States of Earth Volunteer Army

[rndmprsn]

22. Hey kids it the voluntary draft!

when you turn 18...you volunteer, even if its against your will.

[Zeke]

24. I've Got It ...

The International Homeless First-Responder Program.

[jn2375]

25. The Patriotic Draft (your unamerican if you object)

[bushwakker]

26. The War Corps

[peacetalksforall]

27. Patriotic Draw. Corporate Guard. Unilateral Lateralists. Spindo Undo.

[NEDem]

28. Defense of Liberty and Freedom Initiative n/t