Amaze your "rightwing friends" -- Polly the Propaganda Parrot

[Sparkly]

Wish rightwing parrots could see what they look like when they repeat RNC propaganda? Now they can -- it's Polly the Propaganda Parrot!

Pull its string, and it spouts rightwing propaganda, straight from Karl Rove's blastfaxes, as if it had real understanding of the issues! So life-like, you might even think this parrot was using linguistic processes to express its own thoughts!

Polly the Propaganda Parrot spouts familiar sayings, including:

- Kerry's a flip-flopper
- I don't know what Kerry stands for
- Kerry said all Vietnam veterans are war criminals
- Bush is steadfast and unwavering
- Kerry has 9 positions on Iraq
- 9/11 changed everything
- Kerry voted for the $87 billion before he voted against it
- Bush is a man of the people
- Kerry windsurfs, which isn't good for some reason
- Bush is a man of God and starts every day on his knees
- Kerry voted for the war before he voted against it, or something
- Bush has the courage to fight the terrorists
- Kerry didn't earn his medals
- Bush was honorably discharged
- Kerry would make us get permission slips from the UN
- Bush was a fighter pilot
- Kerry wants to appease and negotiate with terrorists
- Bush fights terrorists abroad so we won't have to fight them here
- The world is safer with Saddam gone

Add yours! And sent it to your "rightwing friends."
(Could somebody make an image or an interactive thing out of this?)

[mdbeliever]

1. If they get the parrot,

they won't need to watch fox news anymore. "All that's fit to spout."

[rkc3]

3. Or - All that's fit to spew.

[newyawker99]

6. Hi mdbeliever!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

2. Bush on has One Position for the American People...

and I'm pretty sure it's doggy-style

[rkc3]

4. And don't forget the chili whip.

[krkaufman]

5. You better save your post...

... as evidence for your copyright lawsuit.

It's a great idea, and I'd *love* to buy one for some Rethug friends. However, I'd definitely want some "Clinton did it" and "Clinton's fault, Clinton's faaault..!" squawks in there, too.