Bush Defends Ban on War Grief

[stevedeshazer]

Author: President Calls on Nation to Forget War's Human Cost

link: http://bush2004.com/greensheet/gs_12.html



President Bush on Thursday defended his decision to exclude grief from U.S. war coverage, saying that lost lives and limbs show that the "evildoers still hate us" and thus confirm that we are "on the path of freedom."

The president, making his first appearance at a funeral for Americans killed in Iraq, posed beside a flag draped coffin and claimed that death is "no big deal," especially if it helps Karl Rove "get the job done in 2004." He brushed off accusations that the coffin was a plastic fake filled with shredded Enron documents. "It's an election year. Irresponsible charges are the way the Democrats and Al Qaeda do business."

Bush's happy-face policy calls for cheerful optimism in the wake of daily terrorist attacks, which the White House insists are paving the way for full democracy in Iraq. France, Germany, Russia and Canada remain unmoved by the president's remarks, however, refusing to contribute troops to Operation Sitting Duck on the spurious grounds that President Bush "told the international community to go to hell" in the lead-up to war. In an awkward moment yesterday Bush conceded that he understood their position, then added that if they didn't change it he would "liberate" all four countries with an avalanche of daisy cutters.

"American men and women have risked their lives to free Bechtel and Halliburton, and now it's time for others to help out," Bush told reporters after his day in the cemetery. "The U.S. people understand that spilling blood is essential to gushing profits," he added. "God Bless America."

[clonebot]

1. op sitting duck. heh.

they haven't had any good 'operation _____' names in a while have they?

[stevedeshazer]

5. Most accurate name so far.

I'm rooting for 'Operation Impeachment' myself.

[clonebot]

8. "operation prisoner masturbation"

although i think they already carried that one out

[LiberalVoice]

2. "The way the Democrats and Al Qaeda do business."

did he seriously say that?

[stevedeshazer]

6. Straight from the website

http://bush2004.com/

[clonebot]

9. its a joke website ;)

so don't go quoting it to other people just yet!

[LiberalVoice]

10. whew!

that was a close one! lol

[nolabels]

3. When your hanging out at them country clubs..........

The idea of being an AWOL TANG gives you a new perspective :eyes:

[Mr_Spock]

4. Lt. AWOL is the "evildoer" and we are on a "path of destruction"

I just had to run and turn off the TV because they were showing that fucking bloodthirsty mass murderer on TV and I go into a rage whenever I see or hear his devilish voice. He is the embodiment of evil.

[EST]

7. Gawb down!

Why the fart have I never seen this site before? My sphincters clamped down so hard it almost sucked my gonads into my belly button! Juses!
Haw Haw! Triple take! Heehee.

[stevedeshazer]

11. Careful!

That sounds quite painful....

[EST]

12. Don't remember if it is or not.

Only happened once before when I jumped clear up onto a garage roof after being "surprised" by a BIG dog!

[theoceansnerves]

13. ugh

right but how does one "do" evil. it just bugs me.

[EST]

14. Are you serious?

evildoer

n : a person who sins (without repenting)

eúvilúdoúer Audio pronunciation of "evildoer" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vl-dr)
n.

One that performs evil acts.

Pronounciation key doesn't go through msoft notepad too well.

[Supersedeas]

15. coffins call for cheerful optimism--a man in touch with reality?

[stevedeshazer]

16. Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

:)