Where will the Republicans hold their next Convention?

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Poll question: Where will the Republicans hold their next Convention?

:shrug:

[TTUBatfan2008]

1. Gotta be Holiday Inn Express...

so they can magically be more popular overnight. :P

[Toucano]

2. A TraveLodge outside of Detroit? n-t

[zbird]

3. Phone booth? nt

[mwooldri]

52. Are there any left? I thought mobile phones pretty much obsoleted them. nt

[southerncrone]

4. The Antioch Penecostal Baptist New Life Church of the Word out

on the 666 Bypass. Conveniently located near the new water tower/baptismal/"waterboarding" park.

[amb123]

5. In a Motel 6 in Arizona

One of the few states where the GOP runs everything and where moderate Republicans are as rare as Passenger Pigeons and Dodo Birds.

Sarah Palin/Joe Arpaio 2012!

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

6. Walmart parking lot

They can bring their Big Tent.

[Clio the Leo]

7. Waffle House. NT

[onehandle]

8. In the Senator Larry Craig bathroom stall. nt

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10. I don't think the Republicans will be allowed back to Minnesota any time soon...

Maybe Michelle Bachman's front yard?

[VaYallaDawg]

50. To practice their wide stance, maybe ?

[onehandle]

9. Dupe. Delete. nt

[CoffeeCat]

11. A phone booth outside of Palm Springs...

...and there will be room to spare (unless Rush Limbaugh attends).

[CTyankee]

32. Do phone booths still exist?

For that matter, does the Republican Party still exist?

Perfect! The non-existent Republican Party holds convention in a non-existent phone booth!

[baldguy]

36. Well, it is the *last* phone booth outside of Palm Springs...

Pardon the smell.

[abq e streeter]

12. In a van down by the river

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13. FTW

:applause:

[abq e streeter]

19. I'm old and text-language impaired--no idea what FTW means, but appreciate the applause emoticon

--- as soon as I saw the poll question, the image of Chris Farley popped into my head

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20. For The WIN!

Best response on the thread. And doubtful than any could match or even exceed it.

[abq e streeter]

21. cool---props to Farley though, for that brilliant Matt Foley bit; just seemed to fit perfectly here

[Doctor_J]

33. When in doubt, check the Urban Dictionary

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=FTW

[eppur_se_muova]

63. LMAO!! D-g, I miss Chris Farley. nt

[RoadRage]

14. An Alaskan Trailor Park NT

[mshasta]

red roof

[DKRC]

15. Denny's

:evilgrin:

[soccermomforobama]

16. The taxpayer funded hockey rink in Wasilla, Alaska

[fujiyama]

25. I was thinking that Bait Shop

called the Wasilla City Council.

[krawhitham]

17. Benihana

[TlalocW]

18. My hometown of Clearwater, Kansas

Population < 2000, has a nice park with two large shelters that should be able to house them all. If the parking lot, which should easily hold 30 cars isn't enough, the Methodist church next to it will probably let them park there for a few hours.

TlalocW

[sampsonblk]

22. Watergate Hotel - nt

[Hekate]

23. Other. Outer Mongolia, Inner Uzbekistan, someplace remote.

Buh-bye.

Hekate

[DrToast]

24. One of Mitt Romney's houses. n/t

[Golden Raisin]

26. In Texas, post-secession.

[SKKY]

27. At the new Bush family compound in Paraguay...

[lamp_shade]

28. The Church of Saint Condoleeza of The Mushroom Cloud.

[The Wizard]

29. Norm Coleman's house (NT)

[intaglio]

30. Other - Fawlty Towers

They'd get wonderful rates

[Doctor_J]

34. Si.

Que?
What?

CK Watt?

[wyldwolf]

31. First Baptist Church in Perry, GA

[Doctor_J]

35. In GW Bushville - formerly know as Baghdad

That shining, permanent monument to Stupid's "success"

[amb123]

37. Here's a better one - Westboro Baptist Church

Home of "Rev." Fred Phelps and his crazy family.

:tinfoilhat:

[Ikonoklast]

38. Hinckley, Ohio. On March 15.

That's the date of the yearly return of the buzzards (turkey vultures) to Hinckley, and will pick clean the decaying corpses of elephants littering the hillsides.


Very economical, recycling, and all that.

[Dr.Phool]

49. And, there's a nice water hazard on the 18th at Pine Hills GC.

Michelle Bachmann can walk across it.

[TheKentuckian]

39. In a smallish bathtub

where they hopefully will drown in freeper tears.

[Phoonzang]

40. The WTC footprints. nt

[Posteritatis]

51. Betcha they actually will try to pull something that obvious off, actually (nt)

[dionysus]

41. at a Sizzler...

[cwcwmack]

42. Munich n/t

[MadBadger]

43. In all seriouness, they should have there's in Charlotte, and we should have our's in St. Louis

[asdjrocky]

44. Other-

Motel Six, they'll leave the light on for them.

[Bobbie Jo]

45. In a little bitty tent at an undisclosed location.

:party:

[bmbmd]

46. Kohler, Wisconsin.

In a bathtub.

[ksoze]

47. Roswell, NM...

only a few will actually know about it and all will later deny it happened for many years to come.

[uponit7771]

48. sKripp club...."gettin low"

[Canuckistanian]

53. Trent Lott's front porch?

By that time, they'll all be able to fit on it.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

54. Roach motel or Beetle Bag

[brooklynite]

55. Church basement...

easier to reach the base.

[Soylent Brice]

56. i hear Travel Lodge in Newport KY is very swank.

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58. Sounds like the kind of high-profile town that will give the Convention

a lot of exposure and visibility!

:rofl:

[Soylent Brice]

61. yeah, they'd fit that town like a glove.

[AlinPA]

57. At some mega-church in Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee or Kentucky.

[Sebastian Doyle]

59. Adolf Hitler Memorial Arena, New Berlin, HELL

The ultimate "red" state :evilgrin:

[JoePhilly]

60. A public park .... paid for by tax dollars.

[tomg]

62. Maybe they can book it in Jonestown.

Have it catered by Kool-Aid.

[Raine]

64. Larry "widestance" Craig's stall

at the Minnapolis airport if they can Larry out of it. }(

[davidpdx]

65. Other-Hell Michigan

Because the real Hell was booked up.

[workinclasszero]

66. The party will be so small by then...

we can drown it in a bathtub! LOL!

[DesertRat]

67. On the Crawford pig farm

[cherish44]

68. The 7th layer of Hell

Guest speakers will be Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, Jesse Helms and Strom Thurmond

[burning rain]

69. In David Dreier's closet.

^

[HooptieWagon]

70. The Grand Wizard's double wide.

[elleng]

71. Not in MY back yard!!!

.

[FrenchieCat]

72. Pizza Hut!

[Seldona]

73. Empty Florida libraries.

That is if the books are removed. Might scare them off.

[Jack Rabbit]

74. The sewer system of Waycross, Georgia

nt