Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While Riding Tricycle Through White House

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The ghostly former first daughters, shortly after a White House elevator reportedly overflowed with cherry daiquiri.

WASHINGTON—A little more than a month after the first family's move to the White House, reports of strange happenings have continued to surface, with Sasha Obama confirming Tuesday that she had once again been visited by the eerie specter of the Bush twins.
Sasha, who was playing in the East Wing of the executive mansion so as not to disturb her busy father, reported seeing the former first twins while riding her Big Wheel tricycle down the Cross Hall corridor. The frightening apparitions, the 7-year-old said, emerged out of thin air and were dressed in identical outfits consisting of spaghetti strap tank tops and denim skirts.

"At approximately 4:36 p.m., we received a detailed account from Sasha Obama about a series of manifestations in the White House," press secretary Robert Gibbs announced. "However, a thorough search conducted by security officials has thus far uncovered nothing."

Added Gibbs, "Whatever grotesque and haunting images the president's youngest daughter thought she saw must have been a figment of her imagination."

According to White House security documents, Sasha told Secret Service agents that the ghostly twins spoke to her in unison and repeatedly beckoned her by chanting the phrases "come play with us," "come play with us, forever," and "Daddy's making fajitas."
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[rfranklin]

1. REDRUM!

Heeeeeere's Georgie!

[Me.]

2. Tricycle?

[EraOfResponsibility]

3. LOL he meant Big Wheels

[donheld]

4. How dare Barack and Michelle let Sasha steal

George W's tricycle! HOW DARE THEY! :D

[BuyingThyme]

5. Is that even Jenna's face?

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

11. No, it's George Bush wearing a wig. nt

[Hanse]

6. This thread needs more pics of axe wounds.

:hide:

[zeemike]

7. They do kind of look like the living dead.

It could scare me too.

[merh]

9. and they both appear to be pouting

[Cass]

8. "Daddy's making fajitas."

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

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